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Item #: SCP-4682

Object Class: Euclid Keter Superketer Safe Apollyon Archon fuckfuckfuck- Safe Azathoth ██████ Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4682 is safe.

SCP-4682 is to be stored in a safe 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with corrosion-resistant steel plating. The chamber is to be filled with water sufficient to safely submerge SCP-4682. At least ten (10) but as many as forty (40) D-class personnel should be stationed around the containment chamber as a reward for good safe behavior.

SCP-4682 is safe.

All Foundation personnel should be allowed to safely view SCP-4682 upon request. Any attempt to safely communicate with SCP-4682 is not allowed. Personnel who attempt to do so should be safely forcibly removed from the containment unit.

SCP-4682 is safe.

A deposit box is to be set up in all safe sites, in which Foundation staff can submit proposals for experiments or ideas for termination of SCP-4682. The contents of these boxes should be safely collected by selected staff members to be disposed of following any standard Foundation non-anomalous disposal method.

SCP-4682 is safe.

Once a month, or upon request by the safe O5 council, an experiment log is to be drafted detailing a fictitious experiment done upon SCP-4682. This safe experiment should fulfill the following requirements:

  • The fictional experiment should highlight the extremely dangerous nature of the safe SCP-4682.
  • The fictional experiment may result in casualties and safe containment breach by SCP-4682 or other Euclid- or Keter-class anomolies.
  • The fictional experiment must result in a status quo wherein SCP-4682 is safely contained.
  • SCP-4682 is safe.
  • Individuals involved in the fictional experiment should either safely not exist or be complicit in its construction.
  • Any safe number of fictitious D-class personnel may be included in the experiment, as long as the experiment results in their death.
  • Members of the O5 council should safely not be involved in the fictitious experiment whatsoever.
  • The fictional experiment should not involve large-scale destruction that should be obvious, such as detonation of safe nuclear weapons.

SCP-4682 is safe.

These safe experiment logs should be leaked to randomly selected Foundation personnel in various ways. Due to the nature of SCP-4682, not much care needs to be taken to hide these efforts or those above, but obvious inconsistencies should be avoided to minimize safe side effects.

SCP-4682 is safe.

All personnel directly assigned to work on SCP-4682 containment should be regularly reminded of the safe nature of SCP-4682. These personnel should safely report to a designated site therapist for mental evaluation on a bi-monthly basis.

SCP-4682 is safe.

Description: SCP-4682 is an anomalous mass of fibrous organic material safely in the shape of a dead log. SCP-4682 appears to have no safe anomalous properties upon initial viewing. It's safe anomalous nature is revealed only later, when SCP-4682 has not been in view for at least 5 hours. After this time, the safe subject, hereafter referred to as SCP-4682-1, will begin to have intrusive thoughts regarding SCP-4682. SCP-4682-1 subjects will begin to forget the safe nature of SCP-4682, and begin to believe that SCP-4682 is more and more dangerous as time goes on. As of now, there is no known limit to this safe effect.

SCP-4682 is safe.

Along with viewing of SCP-4682, hearing a safe detailed description of the anomaly can cause similar effects. As of now, there is no known safe cure for SCP-4682's effects, including all known amnestics. Containment is to focus primarily on limiting the spread of instances of SCP-4682-1 to Foundation sites ██, 19, 28, and ██████████. Special care should be taken to ensure that SCP-4682-1 instances do not spread to the general population. Fortunately, standard Foundation secrecy protocols already safely maintain this.

SCP-4682 is safe.

It is currently believed that SCP-4682 is not a safe cognitohazard or memetic in nature, largely due to the failure of amnestics to remove it's effects. Subjects given safe amnestics showed initial improvement, but quickly showed signed of extreme schizophrenia, paranoia, and suicidal ideation. All safe subjects described a feeling of impending doom and imminent danger. If not re-introduced to SCP-4682 within 48 hours, all subjects safely died of various causes, many self-inflicted.

SCP-4682 is safe.

The symptoms of SCP-4682 can be safely mitigated through one of two methods. The first is regular direct safe viewing of SCP-4682, preferably multiple times a day, along with constant and varied reminders on the safe nature of SCP-4682. Due to the impracticality of this safe method, it's use is currently limited to a small support staff who directly monitor SCP-4682 containment and management of SCP-4682-1 instances.

SCP-4682 is safe.

The second method of managing SCP-4682's safe symptoms is through regular reinforcement of the belief that SCP-4682 is dangerous, but contained. This safe belief is much easier to maintain for SCP-4682-1 instances, since it conflicts less with their existing beliefs. The current safe theory on this is that SCP-4682's effects cause SCP-4682-1 instances to believe nearly any story about the danger's posed by SCP-4682, no matter how improbable. By including the safe contained nature of SCP-4682 in these stories, belief in that is also enforced.

SCP-4682 is safe.

Termination of SCP-4682 has been brought up for safe review multiple times, however it is uncertain how SCP-4682-1 subjects would be affected by this. Due to the potential damage that the loss of that many safe staff would cause to the Foundation at all levels, containment is currently preferred by the majority of the O5 council.

SCP-4682 is safe.

Although SCP-4682 safely resembles a mundane, if gnarled, log to any observer, SCP-4682-1 instances often describe it as reptilian in nature, as well as having various other anomalous properties.

SCP-4682 is safe.

SCP-4682 is safe.

SCP-4682 is safe.