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Item #: SCP-8EN5HAP1RO
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8EN5HAP1RO is currently contained at Site-33. In order to reduce the number of containment breaches, POI-1989 (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) is to be held at Site-33. No discussions related to US Politics are to be held at Site-33.
Description: SCP-8EN5HAP1RO is an incorporeal entity, formerly known as Ben Shapiro, an American conservative political commentator. SCP-8EN5HAP1RO appears to be sentient and sapient, however productive conversation has proven difficult1.
SCP-8EN5HAP1RO is capable of instantaneous relocation to any point on Earth, as well as possessing the ability to phase through objects. The entity has established behaviours that make it easy to predict, as well as contain.
| Event Trigger | Description of Event |
|---|---|
| Any self-identifying liberal begins to talk about politics within a 3 mile radius of SCP-8EN5HAP1RO's current location | SCP-8EN5HAP1RO will manifest, and attempt to challenge them. During this time, no actual discussion will occur - instead, SCP-8EN5HAP1RO will use a variety of fallicious arguments, most notably strawman arguments. The entity will also be 10 decibels louder than whoever it is talking with2. Before demanifesting, SCP-8EN5HAP1RO will proclaim "Libtards Destroyed". |
| A collection of "feet pictures" that is over two gigabytes exists on a personal computer3. | SCP-8EN5HAP1RO will manifest at the location, regardless of proximity, and will transfer all of the feet pictures to a storage medium compatible with that computer. SCP-8EN5HAP1RO has been observed to use USB sticks, portable hard drives, CDs, DVDs, and on one occassion, 723 floppy disks. The entity will then proceed to destroy the computer. SCP-8EN5HAP1RO has currently destroyed one (1) Foundation workstation in this manner4. |
| POI-1989 removes their shoes. | SCP-8EN5HAP1RO will manifest in a location where it can view POI-1989, without being directly observed by POI-19895 It will then remain in that location, until another event occurs, or POI-1989 puts their shoes back on. |
| POI-1989 removes their shoes and socks. | [DATA EXPUNGED]6 |
