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Identification Number: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Containment procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be connected to a power source at all times and kept in a designated reinforced room with a dehumidifier and access to a television or projection device. Said television or projection device is only to display channels showing any sort of ball game (football, basketball, etc.) with current news and emergency alerts cropped out or blocked. Any strange or out of character behavior from SCP-XXXX is to be reported and documented within 24 hours. If SCP-XXXX is disconnected from the power supply, personnel are to reconnect it as soon as possible. If SCP-XXXX-A wins the game, no action is necessary. If SCP-XXXX-B wins the game, the dehumidifier should be activated until the room returns to 40% humidity.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a sapient standing white oscillating fan. SCP-XXXX stands 4'10" (147.32 cm) tall and has a base of 2' (60.96cm) in diameter. The diameter of the fan blades, which there are three of, is also 2'. SCP-XXXX does not need nourishment, and seems to have a non-finite electricity supply. SCP-XXXX likes to watch any sort of game with a ball. At the start of the game, SCP-XXXX will choose one of the teams playing and its base will turn into a pinwheel of that team's colors. SCP-XXXX shows bias towards teams that have lighter colors. Once chosen, that team is designated SCP-XXXX-A while the other team is designated SCP-XXXX-B. During the game, SCP-XXXX will project sounds much like an American Man (cheering on their team, booing referee calls they deem bad, etc.). SCP-XXXX will act like this until the game is either won or lost. If the game was won by SCP-XXXX-A, SCP-XXXX will project sounds of cheering. If the game is won by SCP-XXXX-B, SCP-0000 will begin blowing air that is at 99.28% humidity. SCP Foundation scientists have likened this reaction to crying. An interview conducted by Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian follows:
Dr.J: SCP-XXXX? Can you see me?
SCP-XXXX: Well i cant see through ya! Get out of the way im tryna watch the game!
Dr.J: SCP-XXXX I would like to ask you some questions.
SCP-XXXX: Thats what youre gonna call me? SPVC whatawhomagooper? No way buster, not gonna fly.
Dr.J: Alright, what would you like me to call you?
SCP-XXXX: Uuuuuh, well, I dunno… how about Jack?
Dr.J: Jack?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, Jack!
Dr.J: Alright Jack can you tell me where you come from or who made you?
SCP-XXXX: Well, I'm pretty sure I was just a normal guy, well normal as a fan can be. My first memory is of a small living room with some crazy
Origin
SCP-XXXX was discovered when an elderly woman in [REDACTED] called the police with a noise complaint hearing a man in her apartment complex. When the police arrived, they found no man in any of the neighboring rooms. However, the elderly woman still heard the noise, so the police searched her residence and found SCP-XXXX yelling about the soccer game on TV. The police reached the conclusion that someone was playing a prank on the elderly woman, and took SCP-XXXX into custody, later handing it over to a Foundation front.
Additional Notes:
SCP-XXXX may be taken from its designated room to watch a game with a group of Level 1 or above personnel being present. SCP-XXXX has been observed to cheer for the team that most people in the room cheer for. SCP-XXXX's reaction to SCP-XXXX-A losing the game has also been observed to be less severe when watching with others.
Upkeep Procedure:
SCP-XXXX and its environment are to be dusted every Saturday.
