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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in its original box whenever not in use at Site-43 (lower security room). Usage of SCP-XXXX requires authorization from 05-██ . SCP-XXXX is to be kept in its original box at Site-22(probably in a higher security room). All of its components must be accounted for monthly and be arranged into Standard Order XXXX-1 Standard Order XXXX-2. Usage of SCP-XXXX to search for combinations can be aided with a modified Foundation-issued shuffler is not allowed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of 54 standard playing cards, which in addition to the 52 valued cards (four suits with Ace through King each) contain two Joker cards colored blue and red respectively. The cards individually do not possess any anomalous properties, however, when 12 or more valued cards are arranged in a certain order in any orientation, said cards and the blue Joker card will display a number corresponding to an existing SCP and procedures to contain the shown SCP. As of ██/03/2017, containment procedures of three Keter class and four Euclid class SCPs have been improved. The red Joker card possess no significant function.

Discovery {read how others do it}: SCP-XXXX anomalous properties first showed during a game of poker between Junior Researcher Roger and Junior Researcher Alex at the Site-33 break room, when the cards (in order: [DATA EXPUNGED]) and the blue joker revealed the number 1███ and detailed procedures to contain the revealed SCP. After informing some higher up dude, the procedures were updated and SCP-XXXX was brought for further examination.

Addendum 1 {see how people use addendums}: SCP-XXXX was donated to the break room by Dr. Pereoly¹ on ██/03/1995. It should be noted while the deck has been used countless times, there has been no previous reports of it revealing its anomalous properties.

+Incident XXXX-23

Incident XXXX-23: On ██/03/2017, Senior Researcher Dr. Brilla was using a modified Foundation-issued shuffler in order to find any further containment procedures. Upon finding a combination (in order: [DATA EXPUNGED]), the red joker card revealed the number 7███. The exact moment this happened, a massive sinkhole with a diameter of 2██ km appeared in ██████, Philippines. Seven minutes later upon receiving the news, Dr. Brilla ceased all testing and rearranged the deck into Standard Order XXXX-1.

Addendum 2: On ██/04/1995, Dr. Pereoly was terminated for using Foundation resources to conduct unauthorized research on creating anomalies. Due to the destruction of all of his notes, it is unknown if he was successful and if so, how many anomalies were created.

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Incident XXXX-25: On ██/04/2018 during the end of a routine check (wrong word), SCP-XXXX was arranged into Standard Order XXXX-1 when the blue Joker activated, numbering SCP-████, a recently discovered Keter anomaly. SCP-XXXX was then rearranged into Standard Order XXXX-2. Object class updated to Euclid.

Incident XXXX-26: On ██/07/2018 during the end of a routine check (wrong word), SCP-XXXX was arranged into Standard Order XXXX-2 when the blue Joker activated, numbering SCP-████, a newly discovered Euclid anomaly. SCP-XXXX was then rearranged into Standard Order XXXX-3.

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Incident XXXX-31: On ██/05/2019 during the end of a routine check (wrong word), SCP-XXXX was arranged into Standard Order XXXX-9 when the red Joker activated, numbering SCP-████, a newly discovered Euclid anomaly. SCP-XXXX was then rearranged into Standard Order XXXX-2. Approval to change object class to Apollyon pending

Footnotes

1. Dr Pereoly was a highly respected researcher of the Foundation, aiding in the creation of containment procedures for over 3██ SCPs.