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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

LEVEL 3/XXXX

CLASSIFIED

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside of a standard anomalous entity container that is no less than 20m x 20m x 20m large. A constant flow of what would widely be considered "waste," "trash," or "garbage" that is smaller than a 62 cm sided cube may be transferred into the containment cell by way of the waste chutes located around site 14. These chutes are labeled "SCP-XXXX Disposal Chute" and are directly connected to SCP-XXXX's containment cell. There are NO EXCEPTIONS to what is able to be thrown away into SCP-XXXX's containment cell.¹ SCP-XXXX is not to be used for personal purposes.

SCP-XXXX's exterior cell door is to be guarded by 1 standard armed guard with hearing protection whenever SCP-XXXX is in its active state. Level 03 clearance is required to perform tests on SCP-XXXX and to enter SCP-XXXX's containment cell. If SCP-XXXX is in its active state, no one is to approach, make contact with, or speak to SCP-XXXX for risk of interrupting SCP-XXXX's work. If SCP-XXXX's work is interrupted, the subject that caused the interruption must leave SCP-XXXX's cell immediately.

Addition to Containment Procedures: No one under any circumstances are any personnel allowed to enter SCP-XXXX's cell without proper and thorough sanitization. A sanitization station has been installed in front of the entrance to SCP-XXXX's containment. All personnel that are required to interact with SCP-XXXX must go through the station to avoid more incidences.²

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a system of large appendages that sprout from a central pod-like organism. SCP-XXXX's interior is made out of a material that has human tissue mixed with an unknown metal alloy that contains traces of steel, lead, and ██████. The interior of SCP-XXXX has no mechanical elements and is mostly comprised of muscles made from the aforementioned human/metal alloy material. SCP-XXXX has no internal organs except for a brain and a nervous system similar to that of a human brain. The brain inside SCP-XXXX is ~3 times smaller than a normal human brain. It is unclear if SCP-XXXX is an artificial intelligence, sapient, or sentient.

The appendages that sprout from SCP-XXXX are varying in length and amount of fingers at the end of each appendage.³ SCP-XXXX uses these appendages for mobility. The fingers at the end of each appendage are anatomically similar to that of an average human. The range of lengths of the appendages is 2.5 meters to 13.6 meters. Some appendages have as little as 2 fingers, while others have up to 25. The appendages and attached fingers have skin made out of a material similar to plastic and is colored light turquoise.

The central pod of SCP-XXXX has the same skin tissue as the appendages, but it is colored a bright yellow hue. The pod measures at 78cm in diameter and 97cm tall and is roughly shaped like a chicken's (gallus gallus domesticus) egg. The pod possesses 1 bulbous eye that measures at 43 cm in diameter. On the opposite side of the eye, there is some text that is tattooed into the skin.

The text reads:

Autonomous ████ Test #33 DEFECTIVE

SCP-XXXX is only active in the presence of materials widely considered as "waste," "trash," or "garbage."⁴ SCP-XXXX is able to pick up any such waste despite its weight. A bright purple light emits from SCP-XXXX's central pod when SCP-XXXX is active. When SCP-XXXX is active, the top of the central pod will open similar to an aperture. The hole in top of the pod has a diameter of 62cm. All attempts to reach into the opening in SCP-XXXX have been met with failure.

SCP-XXXX will start to dispose of any items of waste that it finds with its appendages in its proximity and proceeds to put the waste in the top of its central pod. SCP-XXXX can presumably throw away an infinite amount of waste because of the sheer amount used when testing SCP-XXXX's abilities. When SCP-XXXX is done with it's duties, an audio clip will play from the closest device capable of emitting sound.⁵ SCP-XXXX emanates a voice that can be described as posh, sophisticated or uppity with a light British accent.⁶

The audio clip says:

"I'm All done Dr. ███████.⁷ What shall I do next?"

If SCP-XXXX has received no new commands in 5 minutes, it will deactivate. In its inactive state, the appendages of SCP-XXXX will go limp, its eye will close, and the pod will fall over because of its rounded shape.

If SCP-XXXX is interrupted during its active state, the light, pod, and appendages will turn a bright red pigment. SCP-XXXX will turn to face the cause of the delay and will proceed to assume a threatening posture if the interruption in question, is a living entity. SCP-XXXX will play an audio clip. The voice in the clip sounds agitated and is lower in pitch.

The audio clip says:

"What have I told you about interrupting my work?"

SCP-XXXX will continue to be colored red until the subject that caused the delay leaves the vicinity. If the subject does not retreat, SCP-XXXX will proceed to get closer to the subject as an intimidation tactic and will start to make a shrill screaming sound until the subject leaves the premises. If the subject continues to stay even further, the sounds emitted from SCP-XXXX will eventually rupture the subject's ear drums. SCP-XXXX will immediately stop transmitting sound and turn back to its original colors. SCP-XXXX will respond by playing another audio clip.

The audio clip says:

"Oh my goodness! Are you alright? I didn't mean for it to go this far! I'm terribly sorry for any distress caused by my attitude."

After the audio clip is done, SCP-XXXX will immediately deactivate, and stay in its deactivated state for up to 2 weeks. Presenting SCP-XXXX with commands and waste during this 2 week period will not activate SCP-XXXX.

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SCP-XXXX Addenda

+ Addendum XXXX-A: Discovery

Discovery Report
Date: ██/██/20██
Report Written and submitted by Dr. Garrison
SCP-XXXX was found on ██/██/20██ in the suburbs of █████ City, U.S. at 11:26 P.M. SCP-XXXX was found in the garbage of Dr. ███████'s residence.⁸ An influx in noise complaints and strange sightings in the area led to an investigation into Dr. ███████'s location where he had been performing unauthorized anomalous experimentation. SCP-XXXX was the only anomaly recovered from Dr. ███████'s residence. MTF Psi-7 had to wait for SCP-XXXX to stop cleaning up Dr. ███████'s trash can before it went into its inactive state.⁹ SCP-XXXX was then transferred into an armored vehicle and arrived at site 14 in 15 hours.

+ Access Incident Report XXXX-ERR

Incident Report XXXX-ERR
Date: 5/12/20██
Report Written and Submitted by Dr. Garrison

SCP-XXXX was performing its standard routine until Dr. Alistair requested access to SCP-XXXX's containment cell. (Unknown to Site personnel, Dr. Alistair hadn't performed hygienic rituals for a period of about 2 months. Dr. Alistair did keep considerable distance form site personnel.) Dr. Alistair was then allowed access to SCP-XXXX's containment cell after constant and obnoxious requests of having access to the cell. 43 seconds after Dr. Alistair entered the containment cell, SCP-XXXX changed to a red pigment and proceeded to ████████ and ██████████ Dr. Alistair's body until he was small enough to fit inside the orifice in the top of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was emitting loud sounds similar to an alarm. SCP-XXXX then cleaned up Dr. Alistair's blood and entrials off of all of the surfaces of its containment chamber.
Dr. Alistair did previously have suicidal tendencies and was given phycological treatment. Dr. Alistair had been skipping sessions of his therapy to do more office work.

Containment Procedures have been updated to prevent any further incidents.

"It seems he finally broke and committed suicide in the strangest way that I've ever witnessed."
- Dr. Farfield

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SCP-XXXX Test Logs

+ Access SCP-XXXX Test Log B

Addendum XXXX-B Test Log

SCP-XXXX-B Entry | Test Conducted by Dr. Farfield

Test #1: SCP-XXXX was presented with waste larger than its 62 cm hole in the top of its central pod. The waste was a metal cube that consisted of various metals such as steel, iron and lead which was 70cm on all sides and weighed ~5500 Kg. SCP-XXXX was then presented with a large wad of paper that was also too large for SCP-XXXX's hole.

SCP-XXXX was told to throw away the large metal cube.

SCP-XXXX grabbed at and touched the cube, then picked it up, which was a surprise to site staff.

SCP-XXXX attempted to compress and fit the cube into its orifice.

SCP-XXXX failed many times until giving up and dropping the waste on the floor and asking for another command.

SCP-XXXX never interacted with the cube again.

SCP-XXXX was then instructed to dispose of a wad of paper too large to fit inside of the hole.

SCP-XXXX proceeded to flatten and compress the paper into a cube that was about 30 times smaller than its original size.

SCP-XXXX then proceeded to dispose of the paper and continued its normal duties.

Notes: SCP-XXXX will attempt to compress any waste larger than its disposal hole will allow. If its attempts at compression are unsuccessful, SCP-XXXX will indefinitely ignore the waste it could not dispose of. SCP-XXXX possesses extreme amounts of physical strength and has a minimum known lifting force of ~5500 Kg.

+ Access SCP-XXXX Test Log C

Addendum XXXX-C Test Log

SCP-XXXX-C Entry | Test Conducted by Dr. Farfield

Test #2: SCP-XXXX was presented with multiple cleaning items such as: a mop and bucket with soap-water, a vacuum (battery powered), a duster, a sweeper, and a squeegee.

SCP-XXXX was commanded to use any tools at its disposal to clean its cell.

SCP-XXXX proceeded to use all of the tools provided to it except for the squeegee.

SCP-XXXX proceeded to simultaneously mop the walls, vacuum and sweep the floor, and dust any horizontal surfaces inside of its cell.

The interior of the cell could only be described as immaculate.

When SCP-XXXX was finished with its duties, it poured the dirty water in the bucket and range out the mop into the orifice in the top of its central pod.

SCP-XXXX then used the vacuum and duster to wipe off any debris from its body and dumped it into its upper orifice.

SCP-XXXX asked for another command.

Dr. Farfield asked SCP-XXXX why it didn't use the squeegee.
SCP-XXXX respnds with "I had no spray bottles around, so I had no way of cleaning these dreadful windows."

Notes: SCP-XXXX is able to use standard cleaning equipment to their full potential. SCP-XXXX can only use these tools when all of the related tools are available to it. For instance, if the bucket filled with soap-water had not been provided in the test, SCP-XXXX would not have used the mop.

+ Access SCP-XXXX Test Log D

Addendum XXXX-D Test Log

SCP-XXXX-D Entry | Test Conducted by Dr. Farfield

Test #3: SCP-XXXX was temporarily provided with running water, a pot, a gas stove, raw noodles, tomatoes, and seasoning.

SCP-XXXX was instructed to cook a plate of spaghetti.

SCP-XXXX immediately started to boil some water in the provided pot on the gas stove.

SCP-XXXX waited for the water to start boiling and then put the raw noodles into the boiling water for 2 minutes and 50 seconds exactly.

SCP-XXXX then cut up the tomatoes and smashed them until thew were a sauce-like consistency.

SCP-XXXX then added the seasoning to the tomato sauce.

SCP-XXXX put the tomato sauce onto the cooked noodles and played another audio clip.
The audio clip said: "Your meal is ready Dr. ███████!"

Notes: SCP-XXXX is able to cook well and efficiently.

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"It seems that Dr. ███████ either got a bit too lonely, too old, or he got a bit too curious. Either way, he's created something that only a madman could create."

- Dr. Farfield

Footnotes

1. This rule is in place so that SCP-XXXX's containment does not become cluttered with non-waste.

2. See Addendum XXXX-ERR

3. There are 47 appendages that sprout from SCP-XXXX.

4. Materials that are widely accepted as recycling cannot activate SCP-XXXX unless it is told to do so.

5. Method of connection to such devices is unknown. Methods suspected to be Bluetooth, radio waves, or some unknown method.

6. It should be noted that SCP-XXXX can be heard humming and whistling while working. The tunes played match the notes to various tracks composed by Electric Light Orchestra, Queen, and The Beatles. These tracks fall in line with Dr. ███████'s musical preferences.

7. Dr. ███████ was a previous employee of the Foundation until he resigned due to an ethical dispute over unnecessary human experimentation.

8. Dr. ███████'s debriefing had been done incorrectly (Those responsible have been decommissioned, or terminated.) because when MTF Psi-7 showed up at his residence, he still had his old SCP documents (which have been confiscated) and knowledge. Level A amnestics were given to Dr. ███████.

9. 1 member of Psi-7 was badly injured in the ears due to exposure to SCP-XXXX's defense system. The team then realized that they couldn't risk interrupting SCP-XXXX again.