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Item #: SCP-5000
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Daily checks for any possible security breach are mandatory. SCP-5000 must be observed at all times by security personnel with video surveillance in order to avoid possible breaches.
Description: SCP-5000 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows a lot of muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting he ate his fuckin' vegetables, with his approximate length of 1.5 meters each he's fuckin strong as fuck.
SCP-5000 can inhale cigarette smoke for 10x longer than the normal human being, facial features are that of a human with the exception of his toes. It is not known whether SCP-5000 actually eats vegetables or if it is his masturbating skills that makes him stronger.
SCP-5000 spends most of his days smoking cigars and cigarettes, if a containment breach were to happen, SCP-5000 could smoke up the entire facility, maybe even the world if left unattended for large amounts of time
Upon arriving at SCP-5000s location he will attempt to suffocate you with the power of his smoke, if all else fails he will kill you with his vape.
Interviewed: Captain Phone, former lieutenant of retrieval team Epsilon-11
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: █████ Facility 01, █████
<Begin Log>
Dr. █████: Did the mission go as planned?
Cptn Phone: We heard that there was a possible containment breach in the facility, so Mobile Task Force Units were dispatched to the facility in order to stop any possible "runaway" SCPs, the Commander didn't tell us anything at first. But I knew what was coming.
Dr. █████: Were there any SCPs you had trouble with recontaining? Any in paticular?
Cptn Phone: As a matter of fact, yes. SCP-5000 was extremely difficult to contain due to all the smoke it was cloaked around in.
Dr. █████: How did you manage to recontain it?
Cptn Phone: We had to-
[A doors creak can be heard]
Cptn Phone: SHIT!
Dr. █████: Hello? Hello? Are you still there?
Dr. █████: I request that SCP-5000 be terminated as soon as possible
<End Log>
