Aizvainia

Item #: SCP-B33

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-B33 is to be kept in an outside containment field approximately 2km² in area. Personnel are not allowed to enter the enclosure without Level 4 or higher clearance. Personnel are not allowed within 10 ft of SCP-B33 without proper antimemetic gear.

Description: SCP-B33 is a roughly 40 meter tall Kauri tree (Agathis australis) formerly located in ███████,███████. Its weight could not be measured because of its aggression towards anything remotely humanoid approaching it. It bears a large yellow eye in the middle of its trunk, and appears to speak telepathically. It claims to be a [REDACTED].

Addendum B33 1: After only a two days of being contained, SCP-B33 grew unnaturally large flowers everywhere its containment cell. Some of the notable species were the flowers of the borrachero shrub that produce a chemical known as “Devil’s breath” (burandanga)¹. Most of the other flowers were considerably large as well, but harmless, though somewhat exotic.

SCP-B33

+ Interview-B33

Interviewed: SCP-B33

Interviewer: Dr. ████

Foreword: Recorded after the Perdita Investigation #Z33-1-A. SCP-B33 was agitated after retrieval. Because of SCP-B33’S lack of physical sound, this interview was written as it happened instead of being recorded.>

<Begin Log, [████ ███]>

Dr. ████: Good afternoon, SCP-B33.

SCP-B33: Do you think you can keep me here forever? And call me such a ridiculous name? I AM A [REDACTED]. MY NAME IS [REDACTED] AND YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF REGRETTING YOUR DECISION TO CAPTURE ME.

Dr.████ The intent is to keep you safe, along with others.

SCP-B33: Foolish.

Dr.████ How so?

SCP-B33: I wasn’t always like this.

**Dr ** You weren’t always a [REDACTED], or you weren’t always a tree?

SCP-B33 Once, I had a human body.I could revive anything that died, and it would come back to life. Newer, and better. Under my control. But after a long time, they stopped working. They all [DATA EXPUNGED].

*Dr.████** Why didn’t ███████² [DATA EXPUNGED] like the others?

SCP-B33 [The tree’s roots shift, as if it’s uncomfortable] I do not know. Something is keeping [it] here. I don’t care about [it]. [It] is hardly of use to me anymore.

Dr.████ What makes it useless?

SCP-B33 [It] keeps trying to be friends with everything.

Dr.████ And what about you?

SCP-B33 Do you expect me to tell you all my plans while you write everything down?

Closing Statement: [SCP-B33 refused to converse any further and instead threw what appeared to be human blood from its roots all over it’s containment cell. ]

SCP-B33-1

Item #: SCP-B33-1

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-B33-1 is contained in a standard humanoid containment cell separate from SCP-B33. SCP-B33-1 must be provided with pollen and flowers in order to sustain its bee colony; it does not need normal human food. It is allowed limited Class 3 socialization privileges based on good behavior. Under no circumstances are wasps to be introduced to its containment chamber.

In the case of a shift event, aggression is not to be met with force. Instead, foundation personnel are to attempt to talk it into returning to its chambers, or in some cases, use a bee smoker.

Description: SCP-B33-1 appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a male humanoid about 1.77 meters in height and 67kg in weight with vertical blonde hair dyed purple at the tips. Its eyes are completely absent, and instead there are two holes in their place, causing it to be fully blind with exception of its bees’ limited sight. SCP-B33-1 is composed of a layer of epidermal tissue that is more durable than typical human skin. Its body is completely hollow, containing no organs or blood; instead, SCP-B33-1 houses a colony of purple and pale yellow honey bees(apis mellifera) and their beehive. SCP-B33-1 maintains full control over the bees in its body, communicates, and feels the pain they feel. Manuka honey and other extraneous items are contained inside SCP-B33-1.

SCP-B33-1 is capable of speaking fluently in english and American Sign Language, but cannot see the response from other signing individuals. SCP-B33-1 is generally friendly and open to conversation, but may become irritated if SCP-B33 is mentioned. It will rarely disclose info about itself.

SCP-B33-1 may shift into a canid quadruped when under stress. It has purple spikes protruding from its shoulder blades and its body beyond the haunches are composed entirely of manuka honey. This form generally shows heightened aggression and fear. When treated with hostility while in this for, SCP-B33-1 will [DATA EXPUNGED].

Addendum B33-1 1: Discovery

SCP-B33-1 was found after reports of a strange dog causing havoc in a ███████ town. Foundation personnel were dispatched to investigate, and SCP-B33-1 was found and contained. SCP-B33-1 led agents to believe it was anomalous due to SCP-B33, which was later found and contained.

Addendum B33-1 2:

SCPB33-1 Adjusted well to its containment, and appears very friendly and approachable thus far. Though its friendliness is not making it any easier to get information about its creation. Supposedly it was [REDACTED] by SCP-B33.

Much like SCP-B33(see Addendum B33 1), it has a fascination and love for flowers, and was allowed to start growing several potted perennials. It is suspected that the love for flowers is not connected to SCP-B33, considering that SCP-B33-1 expressed that it always wanted to be a biologist or botanist.

Addendum B33-1 3:

SCPB33-1 will not stop attempting to befriend personnel that come inside. It has requested the companionship of an animal. It appears to be depressed, but further diagnosis cannot be made until it sees a psychologist.

+ Interview-B33-1a

Interviewed: D██████ ███████ ████

Interviewer: Dr. ████

Foreword: Recorded after the Perdita Investigation #Z33-1-A. Interviewed was close to SCP-B33-1 before its awakening.

<Begin Log, [████ ███]>

Dr. ████: Hello, please state your name for the records.

D██████: It’s D██.

[Interviewed refuses to give full name until further persuasion by Dr. ████]

D██████: Okay! Jesus fucking christ. It’s D██████ ███████ ████. [Interviewed continues to mumble something unintelligible]

Dr. ████: Thank you.

D██████: Whatever. Am I here to answer questions or what?

[There is a short pause. Dr. ████ nods and shuffles through a few papers]

Dr. ████: When did you become close to ███████³?

D██████: [visibly irritated] In like…Fourth grade. I don’t really remember.

Dr. ████: Was that when you met ███████, or is that when you became close?

D██████: It was when I met [it]. We didn’t actually become close friends until seventh grade. [It] was in eighth grade⁴.

Dr. ████: Did you notice any physical changes during your friendship?

D██████: It’s kind of hard to miss your best friend going fucking blind.

Dr. ████: I see. Do you know the cause of the blindness, or around the time it happened?

D██████: It was recent.

Dr. ████: Did you ever ask [them] about it?

D██████: I tried to. [Becomes more somber, and leans toward Dr.████] Where [are they]? Are you going to fix [them]?

Dr. ████: That is not your concern, I’m afraid.
D██████: Not my concern? NOT MY FUCKING CONCERN? I’m just randomly asked by some shady fucking facility to talk about my friend and I don’t get to know where he is because he’s blind? What the fuck are you hiding? WHAT THE [DATA EXPUNGED]
<End Log, [████ ███]>

Closing Statement: [D██████ would not cease shouting extremities and threats. They were restrained and removed from the premises after being calmed down.]

+ Interview-B33-1b

Interviewed: SCP-B33-1

Interviewer: Dr. ████ and Dr. ███████

Foreword: Recorded after the Perdita Investigation #Z33-1-A. Interviewed was affected greatly by SCP-B33’s properties.

<Begin Log, [████ ███]>

Dr. ████: Good evening, SCP-B33-1.

SCP-B33-1: Hiya. What’s your name?

Dr. ████: …That’s not important. I’d like to know about you.

SCP-B33-1: Me? What about me? I’m not that interesting, I’d like to know about you.
Dr. ████: We can start with something simple. When did the bees start appearing? Or did they swarm into your body all at once?

SCP-B33-1: So, how are the kids?

Dr. ████:[confused] I don’t have children.

SCP-B33-1: You do now.
[Dr. ████ steps out of the room. SCP-B33-1 is left by itself]

SCP-B33-1: [humming ██████ by █████ on repeat] Don’t stop, make it pop… [continues for the time it’s alone]

[Dr. ███████ comes in approximately 7 minutes later]

SCP-B33-1: Oh, were the kids hurt or something?

Dr. ███████: Was that a joke?

SCP-B33-1: Mayhaps. [There is a long pause as SCP-B33-1 smiles]…Okay, so it was. But it was a little funny, right?

Dr. ███████: This facility deals with lethal and dangerous specimens, it cannot afford to take a joke.

SCP-B33-1: Ah. Well, we can still bee friends, right?

Dr. ███████: Maybe.

SCP-B33-1: [buzzes loudly] Hoohoo. That sounds great to me. So what’s your name, since the other person wouldn’t respond?

Dr. ███████: My answer is the same as your original interviewer. If you don’t mind, could you explain your relationship to D██████?

SCP-B33-1: Sure![they were] my best friend! I have a lot of friends, but [they] were very close to my heart.

Dr. ███████: Were?

SCP-B33-1: Were. Where [are they], anyway? [do they] know I’m here?

Closing Statement: [SCP-B33-1 refused to elaborate, and only wanted to learn more about the interviewer. SCP-B33-1 was told that D██████ was interviewed and became hysterical to the point of violently trying to escape. It is important to not mention D██████ in any further interviews.]

Footnotes

1. It is known mainly by its ability to incapacitate its victim into a zombie-like state.

2. SCP-B33-1’s former name

3. SCP-B33-1’s former name

4. SCP-B33-1 was one year older than D██████