Two [2] subsequent incorrect credentials will result in the memetic agent TWEEDLE DEE activating, causing immediate cardiac arrest. You have been warned.
Edit: In light of recent events, clearance has been changed from Level 3 to Level 5. If you have not been given the new credentials, do not attempt to go further.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained at the Bel-MSC ISO-80000-8 Containment Site directly on the coordinate points of 23.4162° N, 25.6628° E. Due to the unstable and highly destructive nature of SCP-XXXX there are no viable forms of completely secure containment.
In the event of an SCP-XXXX breach or a noise in the vicinity of SCP-XXXX louder than 180 decibels, several security measures will be activated including:
- Mass loaded vinyl sheets suffused with silica draped over doorways and windows to reduce excess background noise around the Bel-MSC ISO-80000-8 Containment Site.
- Liquified rapid expanding acoustic foam dispensed via modified fire sprinkler system to partially absorb and weaken sound waves.
- Carbon dioxide at the temperature of 0°C released from the ventilation of Bel-MSC ISO-80000-8 Containment Site to slow sound waves.
- Fire retardant released by reinforced osnium-molybdenum hybrid sprinklers located one .114 meters above the ground in the event the sound is powerful enough to cause combustion and/or fires. Each sprinkler should be 9 meters apart from each other, covering an area of 25 square kilometers.
- Osnium-molybdenum stabilizing pins 10 meters long and 1 meter wide inserted into the ground to prevent severe earthquakes. Each stabilizing pin should be 12 meters apart from each other, covering an area of 25 square kilometers.
In the event these security measures fail, all [REDACTED] should place the Perseus-Chandra Protocol into effect, consisting of two secondary protocol, with the Shaka-Zulu Protocol being applied to the continent of Africa, Mediterranean, and the Middle East, and the Swabian-Jura Protocol being applied to all continents excluding Antarctica.
Shaka-Zulu Protocol consisting of:
- Mass dispersion of Class A Amnestics in the form of an aerosol spray dispensed from a fleet of modified DC-10 Air Tankers that have been reinforced with graphene foam to wisthand shockwaves.
- Reflective white sheets composed of aerographene draped over all major population centers to deflect heat and redirect to higher altitudes so sound travels at slower speeds at ground level due to cooler ground temperature.
- Activation of the the Mokele-Mbembe Quantum Chromodynamic Emergency System located in the Inkisi River, Democratic Republic of Congo.
- Activation of the Grootslang Quantum Chromodynamic Emergency System located in Richtersveld, South Africa.
- Activation of the Hieracosphinx Quantum Chromodynamic Emergency System located at the Bel-MSC ISO 80000-8 Containment Site.
Swabian-Jura Protocol consisting of:
- Activation of the YHWH Quantum Chromodynamic Emergency System located at the South Pole.
- Activation of the Strong Interaction Amplifier Quark Containment System located at the South Pole.
- Activation of the Six Reality Wardens: UP, DOWN, CHARM, STRANGE, TOP, and BOTTOM, located in London, New York City, Beijing, Sydney, Rio De Janeiro and Jakarta.
The effectiveness of said procedures has varied.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small speaker of an unidentified brand, found in the Sahara Desert on December 18, 2017 after it emitted a sound wave resulting in ████ casualties. To house it, the SCP Foundation subsequently built the Bel-MSC ISO 80000-8 Containment Site.
SCP-XXXX has spoken 5 times, excluding the first sound wave. Precisely 10 minutes before it speaks, severe reality anomalies manifest including auditory and visual hallucinations, mass human combustion, areas of up to 5 square kilometers ceasing to exist, solids becoming liquid, and various religious buildings torn apart by an unknown force. 1 minute before SCP-XXXX speaks, the laws of physics are rendered null. pon speaking, words can be easily heard, though estimates show that the speaking typically is 100 octaves below Middle C, which should render hearing it impossible.
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i am the herald on the horse
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: bringing dreaded news
galloping down the road
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained at the Bel-MSC ISO-80000-8 Containment Site directly on the coordinate points of 23.4162° N, 25.6628° E. Due to the unstable and highly dhooves raising sparks
on the dry yellow bricks and stones
whinnying until i ride in and my steed collapses underneath me and snorts out red blood
I Come Bearing News!
will you listen?
i am sorry, that was not supposed to be answered
we both know the dreadful truth
Each sprinkler should be 9 meters apart from each other, covering an area of 25 square kilometers.
- Osnium-molybdenum stabilizing pins 10 meters long and 1 meter wide inserted into the ground to prevent severe earthquakes. Each stabilizing pin should be 12 meters apart from each other, covering an area of 25 square kilometers.
In the event these security measures fail, all [REDACTED] should place the Perseus-Chandra Protocol into effect, consisting of two secondary protocol, with the Shaka-Zulu Protocol being applied to the continent of Africa, Mediterrathe horse breaths once and falls silent
you congregate around me like i am honey and you are flies
dizzy and lightheaded from my journey i stumble
Water, I Need Water
none step forward
i clear my throat many times and feel raw live warmth trickle down
fleshy cracks that have been salted
so be it
South Pole.
- Activation of the Six Reality Wardens: UP, DOWN, CHARM, STRANGE, TOP, and BOTTOM, located in London, New York City, Beijing, Sydney, Rio De Janeiro and Jakarta.
The effectiveness of said procedures has varied.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small speaker of an unidentified brand, found in the Sahara Desert on December 18, 2017 after it emitted a sound wave resulting in ████ casualties. To house it, the SCP Foundation subsequently built the Bel-MSC ISO 80000-8 Containment Site.
SCP-XXXX has spoken 5 times, excluding the first sound wave. Precisely 10 minutes before it speaks, severe reality anomalies manifest including auditory and visual hallucinations, mass human combustion, areas of up to 5 square kilometers ceasing to exist, solids becoming liquid, and various religious buildings torn apart by an unknown force. 1 minute before SCP-XXXX speaks, the laws of physics are rendered n
i begin
my speech is slow and hampered
but i begin
heard, though estimates show that the speaking typically is 100 octaves below Middle C, which should render hearing it impossible.
it is evening
and fireflies aimlessly trace fiery catherine wheels in the sky
and the street lights flicker and glow warm orange
the brocks tinted buttery yellow
and from the shadows and upper windows
glitterati giggle and laugh flirtatiously
wearing large draping hats covered in twigs and fake flowers
one lifts her skirt ever so slightly and the bronze skin reflects off the waning sun like a copper pan
tempting, no?
and across the street red lights glow
cursive letters that spell “whorehouse” and “hedonists” at the same time
transfixed you stand there
until a yellow noisy car obstructs your view and you hurry along
you do not want to be late
envious moon, pockmarked and silver rises
you stop
what is this? what is this trickery?
a banquet lies before you, kingly and royal
lobsters and birds
crowns of grapes garnish an ivory tablecloth
salivating like a rabid doberman you reach
and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat
till your stomach bulges and contorts
from it bursts something
a small pathetic thing
is it your child?
caked in soot, noose around neck
it stares up at you with cold grey eyes
scream creature
and it does
it screams
Why Did You Have Me? Why Do I Exist?
you created it, you have wronged it
and then it dissolves before your eyes
wraps around leaf and wood
till there is only ash
flower girls burning like wax candles
flax colored remains scattered around you
Why, Why? Why?
it is near unbearable
are you blind
the Earth has died because of You!
i raise a quivering, accusing finger
yellow with age
and those grapes turn to sour crowns of thorns
and the women turn to jeering harpies
baying hounds circle your feet because they are
hungry, hungry, hungry
neglect and you shall suffer
ramifications and consequences
a stab in the back
by yourself
then fall!
cruel sneer of Ozymandias
gone!
no more, no more!
i am only the ugly truth that cannot be hidden
a stab in your back
done by yourself
then fall!
then fall.
poor thing,
benthos
of the universe






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