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Item #: SCP-3628

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3628 Should be kept in a 2 foot, by 2 foot, by 3 foot lock box at site-██. No personnel under clearence level 3 should open SCP-3628's box without special permission.

Description:SCP-3628 Is a plastic big mouth bass attached to a wooden plaque. The plaque itself is 12inches wide, by 8inches tall, and the plastic bass is 12inches wide by 3 inches tall. In a gold colored-meatal plate near the bottom of the plaque it reads "BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS" in all capital letters.

SCP-3628 was found inside of an old cabin in ██████, Missouri, along with six dead bodies appearing to be a family based on physical features. All seem to have died of asphyxiation. SCP-3628 was positioned on a wall above a sofa in the living room.

When the red button is pressed on SCP-3628 The bass will rotate its head forward towards the person who pressed the button. It will then say the words "Hello I am Billy, the big mouthed bass; And I love making people laugh!" The person who pressed the button will then go into a state of extreme uncontrollable laughter. The subject will then laugh until He/She cannot breath anymore, however they will still continue trying to laugh until they die from lack of breath.