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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard containment vault. All Communications involving the entity are to be at a halt. SCP-XXXX’s clasp is to be at all times locked and all victims of the entity must never be mocked. SCP-XXXX is to be cleaned yearly by one D-class personnel. Anyone who begins showing signs of overexposure to SCP-XXXX are to be immediately placed within a quarantine cell.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a leather-bound booked dated circa 1653. The book posses a clasp and lock though there is no key. SCP-XXXX has the words ‘How to Rhyme, All the Time,’ on the cover though there have been no known books published with this title during that year. Written on the interior of the entity is the name ‘Maxwell Leer.’ There are several poems contained within the object though none contain subjects prevalent within that time. All of the poems in questions are all couplets which rhyme. One entry in the book appears to break this format with a note from the author, who claims to be one of several gentries. (See Book Entries.)
Whenever a person is communicating any detail pertaining to SCP-XXXX they begin to rhyme. They will begin to gain SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties over time. After a time with the rhyme victims, SCP-XXXX-1 referred to once the transformation is done, will begin to add in more and no longer will their speech be a bore. When a person talks of any detail relating to an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 they will also rhyme, is that not fun?