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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

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An instance of SCP-XXXX proir to containment.

Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained within a standard containment vault at Site-32. All tests involving SCP-XXXX are to be approved by one Level 4 personnel. Foundation web crawlers are to monitor incoming emails to all major companies for emails involving Avelar Professional Products(APP) and, all incoming papers from APP are to be recorded by one Level 3 personnel and reported to Site-32's director.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation given to hand-crank paper shredders which are distributed by APP. All instances of SCP-XXXX posses the company logo "AP2" on the upper-right corner as well as possing various warning labels referring to how one should properly operate SCP-XXXX. All companies which have purchased SCP-XXXX had a significant drop in stock approximately three months after receiving SCP-XXXX. In one-hundred cases, companies which received SCP-XXXX filed for bankruptcy due to various reasons. (See Observation Logs below.)

Addendum-XXXX-1: Observation Logs-XXXX-Axis


Addendum-XXXX-2: On 6/12/2018, an anonymous email

Hello, SCP Foundation,

We have come to attention that your competitor, the Global Occult Collation, has come to possess our latest product, APP shredders. If you would be interested you could be capable of receiving all destroyed documentation from them, without them being aware of any of the received documentation. This will only cost you the low, low price of 49.99. If you are not satisfied with the received documentation then we will offer a refund of up to half of what you paid. If you wish to accept the offer then send an email in under 24 hours stating that you wish to receive all destroyed documentation along with a payment sent to Avelar Professional Products.

If you wish to decline then, please, ignore this email.

We hope that you are satisfied with the offer.

-AP2