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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: A record of all individuals affected by SCP-XXXX is to be kept in document-a, currently in possession of Dr. █████. MTF Phi-7 ("Stand-up Citizens") is to routinely search comedy based websites for instances of SCP-XXXX. Whenever an instance of SCP-XXXX is found, the instance is to be removed and the individual is to be located and interviewed on their knowledge of SCP-XXXX and administered class A amnestics. Researchers that are found telling SCP-XXXX to foundation personnel are to be punished accordingly. O5 approval is required for testing on D class. D class personnel affected by SCP-XXXX are to be administered class A amnestics before termination.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a joke that when heard understood by an individual implants itself into the subject's consciousness. Upon implantation, SCP-XXXX is capable of communication with the subject through the subject's thoughts.

Multiple instances of SCP-XXXX can exist at the same time. It appears that all instances share the same consciousness, being able to tell an affected subject thoughts of other affected subjects. While SCP-XXXX can listen to a currently unknown amount of individuals at the same time, it can only "talk" to one subject at a time.

Different subjects affected by SCP-XXXX report SCP-XXXX having a male voice with a New York accent, and sounding tired.

Addendum-XXXX-A: SCP-XXXX was discovered by the foundation after multiple diagnostics of schizophrenia being linked to a stand-up performance hosted by █████ █████████. An interview with █████ █████████ to establish the possibility of anomalous properties.

Interviewed: █████ █████████

Interviewer: Agent ███████

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Interviewer: I would like to talk to you about your latest performance

Person: [speech]