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OBJECT CLASS: THAUMIEL
Special containment procedures:
SCP 5096 is to be housed in a 5x5x3 meter humanoid containment chamber furnished alike an hotel room. SCP-5096 are to be allowed to wander around everywhere a level 4 senior researcher is allowed to. They are also to be treated like a level 4 senior researcher, and not an SCP, and is to be referred to as Benjamin or Benjamin Oliver Walker.
Description:
SCP 5096 is a white Caucasian male with a height of 5’11 and a weight of 87 with green eyes. They seem to possibly revert time upon death and respawn, due to their ability to survive even the deadliest of situations and predict even the most unpredictable hazards. Following the mass breach of site-(REDACTED) where SCP-5096 demonstrated their abilities and seem to have formed during it. Occasionally they will start acting randomly and start jumping on high objects and placing smaller objects on personnel’s heads for fun. This behavior is to be ignored in order to discourage it.
INTERVIEW LOG (SCP number)-A
BEGIN LOG
INTERVIEWER: Good morning, i’m here to interview you. And you are…?
Benjamin: Walker. Benjamin Oliver Walker.
INTERVIEWER: Okay, and I am-
Benjamin: Dr. (REDACTED)
Dr. (REDACTED): Okay, that is weird that you know my name. Anyways, let’s get started. First question. If you had the option to, would you like to leave?
Benjamin: that depends on if it’s this room or the facility. This room, yes, this chair is uncomfortable, but this facility? No.
Dr. (REDACTED): Why would you not want to leave the facility?
Benjamin: Well, dr. (REDACTED), it’s because I actually like this place, like interacting with the SCPs. 079 is pretty nice after I helped him at that breach so he would help me. I think he likes me.
Dr. (REDACTED): Wow, SCP-079 being nice to someone. That’s a first. Alright, 2nd question. If you had a choice of smuggling out any of the SCP’s out of here with you if you left, which would it be, and would you keep it as a pet?
Benjamin: 999, and yes. ‘nuff said.
(Benjamin was unresponsive to all questions of why SCP-999 and keeping it as a pet.
Dr. (REDACTED) speaking to the personnel recording: Should we go ahead and end the interview?
Benjamin: No, it’s alright. I’m hearing you, but I said ‘nuff said.
Dr. (REDACTED): Oh, okay. Last question. What would you do if you saw SCP-173, SCP-096, or SCP-682?
Benjamin: 173 I would back away slowly while keeping eye contact, 096 I would accept my fate and when I die I would load, and 682 I will just run as fast as I can, and also try and hide, if I get the opportunity to hide of course.
Dr. (REDACTED): Alright, that’s all we needed, you can leave this room.
Benjamin: Oh thank goodness.
(END LOG)
