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Malfunctioning unit of SCP-J-XXXX-1

Item Number: SCP-J-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Neutralized Euclid Sorry, it's broken again

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-J-XXXX, it seemingly can not be contained, however, it is only observed in units of SCP-J-XXXX-1. Instances of SCP-J-XXXX-1 are to be stored conspicuously in each M███████'█ location. Approximately █ instances of SCP-J-XXXX-1 have been secured by foundation personnel for testing, and are to be kept in all of Site-██'s staff break rooms for active testing. Foundation personnel may use any instance of SCP-J-XXXX-1 any time they desire, however, results typically end in the instance of SCP-J-XXXX-1 malfunctioning during, or even before use.
For repair of individual instances of SCP-J-XXXX-1, please complete form XXXXX and submit to maintenance.

Description: SCP-J-XXXX is an unknown entity that affects all instances of SCP-J-XXXX-1, which is a standard soft-serve ice cream machine, located in all locations of the popular fast food establishment M███████'█. SCP-J-XXXX is theorized to infiltrate a SCP-J-XXXX-1 unit whenever a human places 1 or more orders of "Ice Cream" or "Ice Cream" derivative options on the M███████'█ menu. SCP-J-XXXX causes malfunction in each SCP-J-XXXX-1 unit each time this order occurs. Employees at M███████'█ will return to the human and inform them of the malfunction. It is at this time that SCP-J-XXXX seemly infects the human's mind, through unknown memetic or psychic means, causing sadness, disappointment, or even extreme rage.