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Al throws all his declined job applications in the trash.
"Can't get a damn job in this world, maybe I am just bad at talking. Or I am that shit at everything."
He sighs and continues "The only thing that can cheer me up is the TV."
He turns on the TV, after blankly watching at the news his TV shuts off
"God, that lady downstairs using so much power, not a smart choice for someone who lives at this
dump. Her money will fly out her wallet faster then the declining of my job applications."
Suddenly, the TV turns on again. An ad pops up
"Do You Need a job?" the TV screams out
Al looks up in interest
"Well Vikander-Kneed is just the place for you! You might have never heard of us so I will explain shortly! We are a media company trying to make a name for itself in this cruel cruel world! We made great shows like: 'Cize Up, Famous Engagements Throughout History and of course Gehenna Arcade! So dear viewer you might think 'how is this related to me?' well worry not! Here in Vikander-Kneed everyone is special! And we are in need of employees. Unlike other companies we will hire anyone! There is always a job for YOU in Vikander-Kneed technical media! Still not satisfied with what we offer? Well here are Techniques we’ve mastered in the pursuit of communications excellence:"
The frame changes showing the list below
- Radio/Television/Internet Broadcasting!
- Movie Production and Distribution!
- At Home Entertainment Distribution!
- Black Magic!
- Entertainment Content Production!
- Instructional Content Production!
- Murder!
- Psychological Warfare!
- Graphic Design!
The voice starts speaking again "So what are you waiting for? Call 1-800…" Before the voice finished speaking Al called the number, an automated voice mail played, 5 minutes later there is a knock on the door
"Who Is it?" Al yells
"It's me! Jake Malcolm from Vikander-Kneed! You called about the job offer?"
"Come in then" Al replied
"What a nice place you have!" Jake said
"If your gonna lie to me you have to do a better job at it." Al said
"One question, I got an automated voice mail how did you know where to go?" Al asked
"Oh that's not important." Jake replied opening his suitcase
"Your a strange fella'." Al said
"That's what they all say!" Jake said as he gives Al 3 contracts
"Sign here, here, here and here. Don't bother reading" Jake said
"Hold up no interview no nothin' just straight to buisness?" Al asked
"You will get your job after we take a look at your set of skills!" Jake replied
"My set of skills is wasting space on earth." Al said
"Don't be like that! Just sign the contracts and we will contact you." Jake replied
Al, desperate of a job did not care what was written. He quickly signed the contracts and handed them to Jake
"Thank you for joining Vikander-Kneed, this contract will never expire and your soul belongs to us so you will never leave us" Jake said as he smiles
"Scuse me?" Al replied
"You'll never be able to leave but if you ever want to leave we always have a 'special' job for quitters, so promise me you'll never leave." Jake said
"Is this a threat bud?" Al replied
"No," Jake said
"It's the rules. No one brakes the rules and gets away with it…" Jake continued
"Well it was nice meeting you! We'll contact you in 2-3 business days! Have a good day!" Jake said
"Yeah yeah you too…" Al said nervously
Al looks up to see Jake already gone, without making a sound. He just 'vanished' into thin air.
