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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Pictorial representation of a typical "alphabet clown", similar to SCP-XXXX.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX has been contained in a standard humanoid chamber in Site-32. Any personnel entering the chamber must wear sound-dampening headgear. Disinformation campaigns are in effect to discontinue any further discussion on any incidents related to SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a male humanoid entity weighing 87kg and 1.97m tall. It wears brightly-colored clothing and face makeup similar to that of a clown. Its mannerisms are generally cheery, preferring to speak in a tune identical to "Clap Your Hands", an English nursery rhyme.
Upon viewing a nearby passerby or individual, SCP-XXXX momentarily remains motionless before elongating its legs, followed by its upper body to the front of said individual; the resultant movement is seemingly unaffected by the predicted amount of inertia generated by performing this action. The individual is now considered a "locked target", where SCP-XXXX follows them until they agree to listen to SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX then sings the nursery rhyme for one minute, swaying from side to side and clapping to the beat. After one minute, the spoken lyrics begin to deviate, making subtle references to its personal life of alienation due to its inability to recite the alphabet and parental neglect. At this point, subject begins to feel a sense of uneasiness and increased anxiety.
After two minutes, the content of the lyrics changes to SCP-XXXX's desire to create a conducive method to effectively learn the English language, explaining its assigned position as the principal of ████████ Elementary School. The subject experiences dizziness, internal bleeding in the eardrums and discomfort in their stomach, where the intensity of these symptoms corresponds to the duration of time they listen to SCP-XXXX. Another minute later, the subject feels intermittent urges to vomit, after which they encounter breathing difficulties and eventually expire. SCP-XXXX then thanks the individual for listening.
Addendum XXXX-1: Foundation agents intervened on 04/02/2024 when all contact with ████████ Elementary School was lost. The school facilities were empty, except for the main event hall. Upon entry, the agents discovered SCP-XXXX singing and dancing on the stage, with a large "MASS DANCE & SING! with Principal Darius" projected across a screen behind it. In front of SCP-XXXX, the entire hall was filled with disemboweled human corpses. SCP-XXXX was taken into Foundation custody. All 405 bodies of children and school staff were examined, finding hundreds of wooden alphabet letters (of varying sizes) lodged in their windpipe and eardrums.
A male body was discovered backstage with a stab wound on the right side of the chest. DNA analysis identified this body to have belonged to "Principal Darius L. Shaun".
