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Item #: SCP-7091

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: a SCP-7091 is a T-200 type of VHS tape, 401 meters in length, composed of —164 minutes —, 179 minutes continuous recording of unknown origin. The tape itself is contained in standard black cassette, similar to those that were widely available on the market during the 90s and early 2000s, with white label in the center and written "День Рождения Яны" (Yana's Birthday) in modern Cyrillic alphabet with green marker and unanomalous ink.
The recording is of an uninterrupted episodes of what appears to be a sitcom of allegedly Soviet or Post-soviet origins, played by ██ actors of various ethnic backgrounds. Most of the protagonists are presumably of Slavic origin of not older than ██ years.