SCP-69420-J
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Item #: SCP-69420-J

Class: FASTER THAN SONIC!

Special Containment Procedures: Bruh, just throw it in a box, it won’t do shit.

Description: Wait… it’s supposed to be anomalous? How the hell what I supposed to know? Oh right, it makes people want to piss and shit, it looks like sanic and can talk English.

Addendum-69420-J: Toilet Trouble One day I hear my doorbell ring, I saw sanic outside my door then I immediately had to go shit.