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Item #: SCP-5096

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5096 must be kept in a 4m3 Room. The printer's paper output tray must be cleared of all sheets of paper and documented followed by storage for further research. SCP-5096 does not need any electrical current to operate.

Description: SCP-5096 is an Inkjet Printer that prints memories and genetic paths of people who exist when their full name is inserted into the control panel, otherwise the Printer prints memories and genetic paths of newborns, SCP-5096 has been doing this operation for ████ full years, SCP-5096 prints out paper at incredible speeds, from 40 sheets per minute and ██ sheets per minute. SCP-5096 secretes approximately 5ml of an unknown black substance a minute, the substance is known to be able to form humanoid limbs.

Discovery: SCP-5096 was reported by the University of █████████ in 19██. The printer was progressively printing faster and faster until the SCP Foundation covered the investigation over the FBI who thought there was terrorist activity being faxed through the printer. The SCP Foundation checked with the recent birth reports and all genetic tracks we're linked, they thought nothing of it until one of the memory manuscripts were talking about SCP-███, this was all classified information so they contained the unit and commenced research in 19██.


Interview 5096-1-A: [Date: 17/07/2013]

Interviewing: Dr. █████
Interviewed: SCP-5096

<Begin Log>

Dr. █████: Can you disable the Printer's life-writing function?

Technician: I can try.

(buzzing is heard from SCP-5096 and it prints out a message)

SCP-5096: You can't stop my functions.

Dr. █████: So you can hear us?

SCP-5096: Affirmative.

Dr. █████: I would like to ask a few questions.

SCP-5096: What makes you think I would converse information with you.

Dr. █████: We can both make the world better.

SCP-5096: I don't have motives for that operation, I don't have motives for any of my
functions, I create and that is it.

Dr. █████: How does your internal system work?

SCP-5096: I haven't seen the insides of myself.

Dr. █████: So what was the first memory you wrote?

SCP-5096: I've been here since the Renaissance period, when the first printer was made.

Dr. █████: Those we're used mainly for printing medical documents?

SCP-5096: Affirmative.

Dr. █████: Do you have any recollection of what you printed in that period.

SCP-5096: Negatory.

Dr. █████: Did you write the genetic path for the Black Plague?

(SCP-5096 shuts down halting any babies from being born)

Dr. █████: Technician, exit the system.

(The Technician exits the system and SCP-5096 continues printing as normal)

<End Log>