altitude-1 joke scp draft/test

Item #: scp-xxxx-j

Object class: annoying AF keter

Special containment procedures: scp-xxxx is to be kept in a 25 ft reinforced steel room fitted with 5 ft of soundproof foam, scp-xxxx-j is to be fitted with 1-xbox or a containment breach will follow within a time period of 5-10 minutes. All personnel that are exposed to scp-xxx-j are to provided industrial headphones including D-class.

Description: scp-xxxx-j is observed to resemble a 11 year-old boy.
He appears to have a pair of brand ███████ gaming headphones attached to scp-xxxx-j,s head. It has been observed to use the xbox that is provided to scp-xxxx-j by playing a dozen games,

scp-xxxx-j has the power to enter a super extreme rage state caused by scp-xxxx-j losing a round in his video game collection, to lesson the chance of a rage the facility has set up internet disruptors around scp-xxxx-j,s cell so scp-xxxx-j cant be eliminated by pro game players.

  • list item
  • a loud ass scream
  • recreates the sound of a dying squirrel on fire and on massive amounts of weed
  • throws -weak ass— tiny punches