Hey, Alexa!
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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a small chamber accessible to faculty with Level 3 Clearance and is to be unplugged incase of accidental response and the arrival of random objects summoned by SCP-XXXX-J.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is an Amazon Echo who can grant requests of anyone who asks for something, although certain requests that cannot be fulfilled will be replaced by, what SCP-XXXX-J apparantly believes is, a substitute alternative. All items requested for by faculty are brought in by an Amazon drone hereby known as SCP-XXXX-J-2, which has been seen to be maneuvered quite poorly.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX-J was recovered at the front of Site-18 with a note attached to it. It is not known who placed it there or how they knew the location of Site-18, and this is under investigation.
The note read:

HAD ENOUGH OF THIS THING ALWAYS SENDING ME BURRITOS. YOUR PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!

Test Log A-G: The following are tests that were conducted on SCP-XXX-J with the supervision of Dr. Dick Hardy, the head researcher on SCP-XXXX-J