Per 
Ambrose Seaside
Starters
Drifter's Salad: $4.90
This salad is the most bought starter on the menu!
It includes bits of tires, driftwood, and seaweed!
If you are lucky, you may get broken beer bottles!
Puffer Buns: $3.70
This is a puffer, perfectly, stuffed, blown up, and salted
for you delight!
Coral Nachos: $2.50
Just how they sound! You can choose from different colors!
pink, blue, or red! This goes well with cheese dip!
Main meals
Kiddie's First Squid Eye: $10.12
This is a squid eye! It has been boil, and hand breaded!
It must be as big as you kid's head!
Fisher's Meal: $12.50
You can eat what you catch! Just come round back and
bring your fishin' pole!
Karp Burger Deluxe: $15.10
For all the folks with the large appetites, this is for you!
We've stuck 3 karps into a burger for cryin' out loud!
Live!: $10.90
You can eat your choice of seafood! The only
difference is that they are alive!
Kelp Pasta: $13.00
This is pasta but, we've switched it with kelp!
Ask your chef for a sprinkle of crush snail shells!
Beverages
Seal Milk: $5.00
Milk, from the very elusive seal!
Ness Water: $7.00
Believe it or not, this drink comes from the very lake
that the Loch Ness monster roams! Ohhhh Spooky!
Slime Shake: $4.00
We don't know where this comes from, but it
tastes mighty fine.
Dessert
Icee: $3.00
This is an ice cream pop, but if you lick straight
to the center, you get a mystery fish! Your tongue may
literally fall of it's so good!
Kalimari Cake: $6.00
We have crushed and cut Kalimari, then sprinkled it
over a cut of chocolate cake!
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Customer Reviews: Seaside
@Co3257
★★★★☆
That salad was great! I'm just having trouble getting the damned glass out of my teeth.
@Tentimes
★★★☆☆That squid eye gave my kid stomach aches for two weeks! Don't order that!
@gooddaytoyou
★★★★★When I first entered the building, the smell was overpowering!
I was a bit unsure about the nachos, but after I ate them, Yum! A burst of flavor!
@con jamer
★★★★★I swear, that ness water made me see through 5 different dimensions! Would recommend!
