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Item #: SCP-X

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-X’s anomalous properties, it is unable to be contained in an enclosed space. As a result, something something outside or something

Description: SCP-X is an anomalous speaker measuring 20 x 20 x 20 cm. There are no signs of any branding, and upon closer inspection is made completely from scratch. There are no ports. SCP-X does not require power to function.

SCP-X has 2 primary anomalous attributes:

• SCP-X cannot be contained within an enclosed space. Immediately after entering such a space, the object will teleport 2-100 m away from it. Where SCP-X will teleport is completely random.

• SCP-X will constantly play audio via an unknown mechanism. Audio has been measured at 72 decibels.

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Item #: SCP-CRAB

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Only two instances of SCP-CRAB should be exist at any time. Each instance is to be contained in a separate standard small animal containment unit.

Whenever an instance of SCP-XXXX undergoes a duplication event, the secondary instance of SCP-XXXX produced is to be immediately killed, and remains incinerated.

If at least 2048 instances of SCP-XXXX are simultaneously at any time, two instances of SCP-XXXX are to be quarantined and

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective term for an anomalous adult Metacarcinus magister¹. It shows no physiological and behavioral changes, and is physically a normal Metacarcinus magister.

On occasion, SCP-XXXX undergoes a XXXX-ALPHA event. It produces an exact duplicate of itself, collectively dubbed SCP-XXXX-2. Each instance of SCP-XXXX-2 has the same anomalous properties as its predecessor, and is physically identical to it. Should an instance of SCP-XXXX sustain any damage or physical changes, all subsequent copies produced from it will have those changes. SCP-XXXX is designated as the last 2 SCP-XXXX-2 alive. Dead instances of SCP-XXX-2 do not multiply, but still increase the rate at which XXXX-ALPHA events occur. Incineration of SCP-XXXX-2 carcesses has proved effective at ceasing this effect.

Time between XXXX-ALPHA events is directly proportional with the amount of SCP-XXXX-2 organisms currently alive; For every SCP-XXXX-2 alive, frequency of XXXX-ALPHA events will increase by ██.█ minutes. Base time of XXXX-ALPHA events when only one instance is functioning is approximately 2 weeks.

If at least 4096 SCP-XXXX-2 are simultaneously alive at any time,

Crab overview:
• The universe is crab. Crab is all. We live inside it.
• Entropy is the crab aging.
• The expansion of the Crabiverse™ is directionally proportionally to the human population; As the
human population grows, so does the size of the crab, facilitating for growth for humanity. Repeat
cycle until there are no more humans.
• At the stage when humanity has become extinct, the crab housing us will explode, creating a
smaller crab. This is its way of reproduction, and also the big bang. This is the life cycle of the
universe.
• Those that exist outside of the crab are to be considered Uncool, Unradical, Untubular, not a good
person, [DATA EXPUNGED], and the exact reason why the concept of guilt, trauma, sadness, anger
and pretty much every bad thing to be conceptualised exists.
• The first humans came along with the crab's genetics. Sure.

SCP Sandbox III

Sandbox III: Revenge of the Sandbox