A catalogue image of nonanomalous DAP DryDex patch compound product identical to SCP-XXXX, taken from DAP's website on 9/2/2017.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: When not in use, SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a climate-controlled locker in Site 19's Anomalous Materials wing. All tests involving SCP-XXXX are to be performed in structures not physically attached to Site 19's foundation.
As of 8/7/2018, it has been comprehensively determined that a floating floor is not sufficient separation to count as a separate structure.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a one-gallon tub of DAP-brand wall patch compound recovered from ███████, a regional home improvement store chain in Washington State. In appearance, smell, weight, texture, viscosity, and taste, SCP-XXXX is indistinguishable from non-anomalous instances of the DAP product.
When applied to a wall and given time to cure in line with the instructions on the back of the tub, several anomalous effects will occur. Firstly, all previously cured patch compound inside the same structure will immediately soften and become pliable. This will frequently cause sections of wall or ceiling covering to slough away, typically coming to rest on the floor.
The second effect is more hazardous: any soft or porous material touching any soft drywall compound as it hardens in the same structure as the applied SCP-XXXX, whether the original material or the anomalously softened pre-existing material, will harden as well. Water will transubstantiate into a fast-drying, transparent enamel, while biological matter will whiten and ossify into a bone-like material. Once curing is complete, the hardened material is nonanomalous. No process has been found for reversing this effect.
SCP-XXXX was discovered when the tub containing it was taken from the returns area and used to perform a cosmetic repair on a section of wall adjacent to the Home & Bath section, resulting in the ossification and death of ██ civilians. Dr. ███████ has filed a request to transfer four of the resulting relics for use as statuary in the Site 19 garden.
Test Log 03
D-77208 is located on Site 19's third sub-floor garage, in a commercial "tinyhouse" built by the Monarch Corporation, containing three walls and one ceiling comprised of gypsum board. The tinyhouse is situated on a plastic tarp to prevent spills from making contact with Site 19's structure. D-77208 has been equipped with a sledgehammer, putty knife, gloves, and a one-quart sealed container filled with a quantity of SCP-XXXX.
Dr. Simmons: D-77208, are you ready?
D-77208: Haha, yeah. What am I doing here? A remodel?
Dr. Simmons: Something like that. Please pick up the sledgehammer and knock a hole in the wall.
D-77208: Uh, sure. How big a hole?
Dr. Simmons: Small enough that it's easy to patch.
The sound of a hammer breaking through a wall is heard.
D-77208: That good?
Dr. Simmons: Great job. Now, please patch the hole with the substance in the tub using your putty knife.
D-77208: Alright.
A scraping sound is heard as D-77208 patches the hole with SCP-XXXX.
Dr. Simmons: Thank you, D-77208. Now, please remove one glove, and place your hand on the wall next to the hole.
D-77208: Is this getting you off, Doctor?
Dr. Simmons: No, D-77208. Please don't concern yourself with what gets me off.
D-77208: Huh. How did I get that much spackle on the knife?
Dr. Simmons: Please describe it.
D-77208: It's… actually, it's sort of melting, and getting hard. Like it's made of the putty.
D-77208: What the fuck? Doctor, the wall just fell on me, it, I… it just went liquid. What is this stuff?
Dr. Simmons: What is the liquid?
D-77208: It's, shit, I don't know, it's just like more of that patch compound. Is this stuff safe? I… I don't feel great.
Dr. Simmons: Wipe it off.
A wet sound is audible.
D-77208: Shit! Doctor! Help! Oh, fuck, I'm melting, moh thongue if meaghngn,
A louder, wetter sound is audible, and D-77208 ceases vocalization.
Item #: SCP-1337
Object Class: Archangel
Threat Level: ● Gray
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1337 must be kept in a climate controlled humanoid containment chamber measuring exactly 77.7x77.7x77.7 feet. The walls must be made out of titanium clad depleted uranium, with electrified taser posts embedded every [REDACTED] feet. At least six armed MTF members must be stationed outside the containment center, or double that when SCP-1337 is in or is expected to enter a rage state.
A backup cell identical in every way to the primary chamber must be maintained at all times. These chambers are located in Clandestine Site 1000, which must not appear in Foundation databases.
SCP-1337 is highly dangerous and must be given plenty of personal space at all times. If SCP-1337 enters a rage state, it must be left alone for as long as it wants until it calms down. Personnel who are unable to get along with SCP-1337 are to be reassigned immediately. Sources of rage state include [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: SCP-1337 was collected by Foundation operatives on 1/8/1999 when it came to the attention of the Foundation. It is thought that it was wandering the street's because it was abandoned by the people who it cared about most but this is unconfirmed. Many researchers have proposed that this is why SCP-1337 is so emotionally distant yet so empathetic toward others, despite also explaining it's rage states.
SCP-1337 is a 16 year old athletic girl with a gymnastic build of approximately 16 years of age. She is known for being very good at Undertale. SCP-1337 is to be given standard items when asked for including entertainment objects and a tablet computer. When good behavior is displayed or to help with a rage state, access to Snapchat may be granted as well.
SCP-1337 has the power to know a person's motivations and what is inside someone's heart. She is very empathetic but not afraid to defend herself if necessary. SCP-1337 is extremely resistant to conventional weaponry except for silver bullets but she is still much more resistant to them than ordinary human's. SCP-1337 is also very fast and strong and due to many years of Tae Kwon Do prior to the Foundation finding her she possesses Olympic level Tae Kwon Do skills. SCP-1337 has been considered as a disposal or neutralization vector for SCP-682, SCP-076-2, SCP-[REDACTED], and for protecting the Foundation from outside threats. Researchers have talked to SCP-1337 about it and she is open to the idea.
SCP-1337s eyes change color depending on her mood and have been described variously as lavender, ocean, and crimson. Many researchers speculate that if they turn black she will become too powerful to contain.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Are you comfortable, SCP-1337?
SCP-1337: Yes, but you know I would rather if you called me Kimiko.
Dr. [REDACTED]: I can't do that, because of the Foundation protocols.
SCP-1337: :(
Dr. [REDACTED]: Very well. How are you doing, Kimiko? Do you need anything?
SCP-1337: I want to know why you are keeping me here.
Dr. [REDACTED]: You know as well as we do that it's the only way to keep you safe.
SCP-1337: That isn't true. You fear my power.
Dr. [REDACTED]: You are more perceptive than we thought.
"Get this SCP Unit into an MTF, stat. We are losing men for no reason." — Dr Gears
"She is powerful, yes. But she maybe too powerful." — Dr Quinn
"What if somebody is looking for her? We must keep her existence a secret." — Dr Johnson
"It seems the younger researchers are infatuated with her beauty already. We must discourage them from that." — Site director
On 08/10/2018 SCP-1337 entered a rage state after mutually agreed upon plans for SCP-1337 to take command of MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") are reneged upon by the O5 council. During heated debate with SCP-1337 a researcher unfortunately provoked SCP-1337 further by insulting her.
TRANSCRIPT OF VIDEO FOOTAGE
//SCP-1337 stands hunched over, shaking in rage. Black wings emerge from her shoulderblades, tearing through her SCP uniform. Her eyes are black as midnight.
//[The footage glitches]
SCP-1337: Fools…
//[MTF personnel enter and open fire. SCP-1337 raises a hand and a barrier of white light unfolds. Without warning, she slays the MTF soldiers with energy blasts from her hands.
SCP-1337: I wish it hadn't come to this. I wish I could have contained my power.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Kimiko-sensei… Forgive us…
[Dr. [REDACTED] bleeds out.
SCP-1337 sheds a tear sorrowfully.
SCP-1337: Thank you… for remembering who I really am.
[SCP-1337 turns and walks away from the security camera, escaping Clandestine Site 1000.
It has been discovered that SCP-1000 took her possessions with her. When the Foundation tried to track her tablet computer, it was found that the tracking system had been disabled.
Kimiko has escaped. We must recapture her. The only question is whether we will ever succeed.