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Photograph of SCP-8222.
Item #: SCP-8222
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: No special containment procedures are required. SCP-8222 is free to roam around it's containment and the facility. SCP-8222 may not enter any Heavy Containment Zones or chambers of SCPs that pose a lethal threat. SCP-8222 is to be fed 3 times a day, each after cafeteria hours. Interviews are authorized for research personnel with Level 2 clearance or higher.
Description: SCP-8222 is a male adult Canada goose wearing a classic black fedora. SCP-8222 normally very docile and respective of Foundation staff, however, he will bite or snap or a personnel if any attempts to confiscate his fedora are made.
SCP-8222 possesses the ability to speak and has shown to be capable of speaking in multiple languages, including but not limited to: English, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, and French. SCP-8222 is stated as being very affable and comforting to talk to. As a result of the discovery, interviews were authorized to Level 2 clearance personnel or higher.
