SCP-7566-J - SCP Sandbox III

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SCP-7566-J

Item #: SCP-7566-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7566-J has completely avoided containment, however this has been confirmed that it was not intentional. Whenever personnel got within 20 feet of SCP-7566-J, they would be crushed to death by SCP-7566-J rolling towards towards them, believing them to be fans to greet her.

Description: SCP-7566-J prefers to be called by the name of "Amy Schumer". Although able to entirely erase the very existence of our known universe, SCP-7566-J has unintentionally been pacified. SCP-7566-J has taken a liking to telling "jokes" about her vagina. SCP-7566-J is currently in the form of an obese Caucasian woman, who enjoys stealing jokes, telling them, and claiming them as her own creation.

SCP Sandbox III

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