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Item: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid Keter¹.

SCP-XXXX-J prior to its containment

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-J is to be contained in a suspended 60cm x 60cm x 60cm enamel glass cube to prevent unauthorized access. The cube shall have a number combination lock.Then shall be put inside a 5m x 5m x 5m concrete room. The containment chamber can only be accessed by Level 3 personnel or above. Personnel shall be accompanied by at least one security personnel. Two security personnel shall be stationed just outside the chamber. The whereabouts of SCP-XXXX-J are currently unknown. It is believed to be in Site 19 still roaming the facility. If any personnel are to have an encounter with SCP-XXXX-J, they are to report to security staff and secure the item². All staff are to be on high alert for any instances of SCP-XXXX-J and are to stay at least five(5) meters away from the item.

- All attempts of containment have failed. It miraculously slipped through all security measures - Dr. Hudson

Description:
SCP-XXXX-J appears to be a normal banana peel. The anomalous properties of the item is that it will position itself in a state where the individual is guaranteed to step on the item causing the individual to loose foot grip and make contact to the ground with extreme force or to the most dangerous object[[footnote]] Examples are knives, tables, desks and many more. The item has been recorded to lunge to the direction of the nearest entity, it has been recorded at speeds of 1km/h. It has been able to maneuver through Site 19 with ease. Intervals of movement have been recorded between 60 seconds to 420 seconds. Due to it's nature SCP-XXXX-J is possibly dangerous to unsuspecting individuals. Individuals will sustain bruises to extreme brain trauma. The impact force has been measured at 20N to 200kN. To date all attempts of termination have been unsuccessful.

- It may look like a prank but, no. This thing has caused many, many breaches and casualties. Termination should be top priority, if we find a way. - Dr. Lopez

Addendum 1: SCP-XXXX-J was first discovered when Agent [REDACTED] heard news of several people dying because of a "prank" in [REDACTED], NY. There were also an unusual number of car accidents in the area causing dozens of casualties.

Addendum 2: The Foundation is trying to create boots that are immune to SCP-XXXX-J. so far the Foundation's Super Grip 1337 boots are not immune to SCP-XXXX-J's effects. Further testing is going on to invent new technology to counteract it's effects.

Addendum 3: Here is a partial list of experiments that were done before SCP-XXXX-J breached containment.

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Test XXXX-1
Test Subject: D-15732
Procedure: Subject positioned above children's ball pit, provided to cushion the fall, and instructed to step on SCP-XXXX.
Result: Subject vanished in ball pit and could not be retrieved prior to suffocation.

Test XXXX-5
Test Subject: D-54612
Procedure: Subject was positioned beside a pointed knife and then instructed to step on SCP-XXXX-J.
Result: Subject lost foot grip and landed on the knife piercing the heart. Subject shortly expired.

Test XXXX-10
Test Subject: D-34567
Procedure: Subject was situated on the chair and then instructed to step on SCP-XXXX-J.
Result: Both the chair and the subject did a back flip landing on the individual's head, causing severe brain damage.

Test XXXX-13
Test Subject/s: D-93435, D-25325, D-86594, D-34529
Procedure: D-25325, D-86594, D-34529 were instructed to surround D-93435. D-93435 was instructed to hold a baseball bat and step on SCP-XXXX-J.
Result: D-93435 spun in a circle simultaneously impacting the craniums of D-25325, D-86594, D-34529 with tremendous force. Afterwards D-93435 suddenly threw the baseball bat across the room impacting a Researcher. D-93435 stepped once again on SCP-XXXX-J causing him to impact the ground. All test subjects, including the Researcher, expired.

Addendum 4: Here is a partial list of incidents and breaches caused by SCP-XXXX-J

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Incident XXXX-1
Scenario: A chef was preparing to chop some meat for the cafeteria.
Result: The chef stepped on SCP-XXXX-J making the chef stab himself with a knife.

Incident XXXX-5
Scenario: D-38593 was using the bathroom.
Result: D-38593 stepped on SCP-XXXX-J then landed into the toilet bowl. Bystanders stated that the whole body of D-38593 was engulf by the toilet. It is unknown if the toilet itself had anomalous properties, research is still ongoing.

Incident XXXX-15
Scenario: Researcher [REDACTED] was lying down on his bed in his quarters.
Result: As Researcher [REDACTED]'s foot made contact with SCP-XXXX-J, the bed, including himself, were flipped and Researcher [REDACTED]'s was crushed by the bed frame resulting in death.

Incident XXXX-28
Scenario: Agent [REDACTED] was training on the gun range with a Barrett M82.
Result: Agent [REDACTED] stepped on SCP-XXXX-J then spun in a complete circle while simultaneously hitting the target with great precision. Agent [REDACTED] then impacted the ground thus killing him.

Incident XXXX-37
Scenario: A technical engineer was at her control panel that controlled the containment doors of a few Keter Class and Euclid Class SCP objects.
Result: The technical engineer made foot contact and impacted the control panel causing the containment doors to deactivate causing a Level B lock down. Eventually all items were re-contained, resulting in 54 casualties.

Incident XXXX-56
Scenario: A delivery truck was driving up the checkpoint carrying explosives.
Result: At the moment that the truck's wheels made contact with SCP-XXXX-J, the truck then drifted towards the security checkpoint colliding with it. Initially D-Class were dispatched to asses the situation to avoid unnecessary casualties.

Incident XXXX-71
Scenario: D-97743 was on break while he was gazing at a shooting star.
Result: D-97743 then had foot contact with SCP-XXXX-J. He then impacted the floor then went upright repeatedly. As it is ongoing the cycles became faster resulting to death after repeated impact.This is the only incident this happened. It is unknown if the shooting star had any correlation.

Incident XXXX-96
Scenario: A technical engineer was on a routine inspection of the Alpha Warheads.
Result: The technical engineer stepped on SCP-XXXX-J, he then landed on the activation button of the Alpha Warheads thus arming them. Fortunately, nearby staff were able to deactivate the detonation procedure before the 10 second mark.

//- Stop killing people and outsmart that goddamn banana! We are the most advanced organization on earth and we can't even stop a fucking banana!- Dr. ██████ //

Footnotes

1. Upgraded to Keter after escaping containment.

2. Unfortunately the foundation has not yet been able to create an effective contianment cell.