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Object class: safe
Special containment procedures:
Scp-555-j is to freely roam site __ but is not allowed in any researcher room, (see addendum 1). Scp-555-j is to be provided breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks throughout the day. If Scp-555-j is not provided these snacks it will start barking and scratching the doors of researchers until provided it’s snacks.
Description
Scp-555-j is a dog like entity similar to the race golden retriever. It doesn’t seem to have any genitalia and X-ray scans haven’t shown any organs just chonkynes However scp-555-j is mega chonky and has a memetic effect on anyone in its vicinity. Anyone affected will start cuddling scp-555-j and will start rubbing it’s belly whilst complimenting it. This goes on for approximately 10 minutes and after the cuddling phase has ended the affected human will feel great for approximately 30 more minutes without being affected by scp-555-j for that amount of time.
Addendum 1:
Researcher _ was found in his office cuddling scp-555-j at 16:48 pm. This is how the following conversation went.
Researcher: Who’s a good boy?
scp-555-j: Woof!
Dr __ after walking around the corner: The fuck?
Researcher __: Look at this good boy!
Dr __: Well he most certainly is a good boy.
Dr __ walks up researcher __ and scp-555-j and starts to cuddle with them.
Junior Researcher __ walks around the corner: why look at that good boy!
scp-555-j: Woof! Woof!
Junior Researcher __ runs up to them and starts cuddling with them, and repeat.
Approximately 30 people were affected until researcher _ had been there for 10 minutes and walked away closing the door behind him.
Addendum 2:
Scp-682 broke out of containment was found sitting next to scp-555-j playing with it by Junior researcher Angery Geese.
Angery Geese: Holy shit!
Scp-682: If you’re going to contain me again at least let me cuddle.
scp-555-j: Woof!
Angery Geese: Ok, let’s slowly go to your containment cell and you can keep cuddling scp-555-j on the way there.
MTF “lollipop” lead by Domminus appears.
Domminus: Get away from scp-682.
Angery geese: Thank fuck you’re here.
Angery Geese proceeds to leave and MTF “lollipop” gets affected by scp-555-j and scp-682 begins to stop cuddling scp-555-j. Scp-682 slowly goes back into containment.
Notes: scp-555-j seems to have a strong effect on scp-682 and could be used for containment if another breach occurs. Junior Researcher “Angery Geese” seems not to be effected by scp-555-j and has been promoted to site director for scp-555-j, further testing of Angery geese has not proven anything abnormal or anomalous that could result in his immunity against scp-555-j
Article written by junior Researcher “Angery Geese”
