SCP-5000 “Pisces”
Object Class: Euclid
Containment Procedure: SCP-5000 reacquires an enclosure that is 200m x 200m at least. It has to be kept in salt water and salt water only or else it will die, and we don't know what would happen when it does die. This water has to be imbued with the Tears of God or it will attempt to break out of its enclosure.
If anyone is to interact with SCP-5000 they need to be doused with the Tears of God or SCP-5000 will act as if it were a normal fish. They also need to be accompanied by a priest of The Broken God or will again act as a normal fish.
SCP-5000 needs to be fed a live lamb every week, and only lamb or it will get not eat. If someone were to feed SCP-5000 they need to be protected by an amulet or gown blessed by The Broken God, or else dizziness, nausea, and migraine will ensue.
Description: SCP-5000 is a 142m long fish-like entity that weighs 7.2 tonnes. SCP-5000 was found off the coast of southwest Africa. The eyes of it has been described as being hypnotizing or manipulative, but the people that say this do not know what it is telling them until they are doused in the Tears of God and accompanied by a priest. When they do so SCP-5000 is said to give instructions to “Prepare” and to “Assemble us”.
SCP-5000's unusually light weight is odd, and when injured their flesh just regenerates after precisely 32 minutes.
SCP-5000 has one very sharp curved blade that is positioned in the middle of its back that is infinitely sharp. When cut by this blade the person that was cut immediately collapses and starts to spasm, they also vomit and their eyes completely white out. No one has survived this.
As an experiment we put a D-Class personal that had been accused of murder, and an A-Class that has volunteered and was ready to die. Whenever the D-Class was shoved into the tank the water immediately turned a shade of black darker than the void. After about 30 seconds the water turned back to its normal color and the subject was nowhere to be seen, but there was a 1.3m tall and 2.2m across egg we labeled it SCP-5000-1. When the A-Class floats into the water, the water shined a bright white light and after 16 minutes of the A-Class being submerged he emerges from the water unscathed even looking healthier than usual. We labeled him SCP-5000-2. This is an interview from SCP-5000-2.
Interviewed: SCP-5000-2
Interviewer: Dr.█
Dr.█, “What exactly happened while you were under the water with Pisces?”
SCP-5000-2, “I-I don't really know I kinda blacked out after it looked at me, then when I woke up it told me that I had been blessed.”
Dr.█, “How do you feel?”
SCP-5000-2, “Well I feel really happy, and relaxed, and younger, I mean that's the best I can describe it.”
Dr.█, “Did you see anything while you were blacked out?”
SCP-5000-2, “I saw a humanoid figure in heavenly light coming towards me, then he gives me something, but I couldn't tell what it was, and says “Use it wisely”, but I don't know what that means.”
Dr.█, “Okay that will be the end of this interview.”
That will be the end of this report, but we will be updating it whenever the egg hatches
Update: This update is taking place 2 years, 9 months, 24 days, 13 hours, and 36 minutes after the original report. THE EGG HAS HATCHED A DEMON!!!! The egg did not hatch a fish like we thought it would, instead it hatched a parallel version of the D-Class that was supposedly devoured. We know it was not the original D-Class, because she was very confused and did not remember the facility at all, and also didn't remember her crimes. She also was not scared of SCP-5000. She even seemed to think it was normal to see it. Apparently SCP-5000 is the animal for a country that we cannot pronounce or spell because it is in another language She described her living space very vividly, but at the time she lived in a small cell in the facility that is not a three story white house with a husband and 4 children.
We suspect that she is a demon because when she spelled her name it was basically identical to demonic scrolls. And SCP-5000-1 is observed to float,and to chant demonic rituals in her sleep. When SCP-5000-1 is asked if she can read any of the demonic scrolls she tries to murder the interviewer, and she has succeeded 5 times out of 6.
So, in conclusion, SCP-5000-1 is going to be monitored, and so will SCP-5000-2. We will be testing SCP-5000 for the next few years and then it will probably be changed to object class Safe. That will be the end of this report.
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