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Item#: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Both instances SCP-XXXX-J should be secured together in a 30 x 30 x 30 containment cell. The interior of the cell should resemble a standard american parking garage. The walls should be checked every other month to repair damage caused by SCP-XXXX-J-1 and SCP-XXXX-J-2’s. Once every three days a trough filled with 15 liters of a mixture made of motor oil and diesel should be placed in SCP-XXXX-J’s habitat. American firework, bald eagles, and highly patriotic people of the american ethnicity are to be kept 4 km (the estimated range at which the SCPs anomalous effects will manifest) away from SCP-XXXX-J.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J-1 is a standard blue 2013 Ford-F150 pickup truck decorated with nine (9) stickers on the back window depicting the American flag, various make and models of guns, and phrases showing support of the American military. SCP-XXXX-J-2 is a standard red 2013 Ford-F150 pickup truck covered in exactly six (6) decals of the American flag.
At least once a week SCP-XXXX-J-1 and SCP-XXXX-J-2 engage in a behavior similar to mammal mating with one of the SCP’s mounting the other and revving their engine for approximately four minutes and four seconds (this phenomenon deemed Event-LMNDMN). When the time period passes, the SCP on top unmounts. The two SCPs seem to take turns with whichever one was on top the last time being on the bottom for the next manifestation of Event-LMNDMN.
Both instances of SCP-XXXX-J when not participating in Event-NatureTapes will drive about their habitat, occasionally damaging the walls and floors due to their large size and animalistic nature. Both SCP-XXXX-J will stop driving and remain stationary for a period of time that ranges between 4 and 7 hours which foundation personal hypothesize to serve a purpose similar to sleeping. The entities also require a mixture of motor oil and diesel every three days, not getting this mixture will result in SCP-XXXX-J becoming sluggish and eventually stopping all movement until getting the mixture again.
Attempts to seperate SCP-XXXX-J-1 and SCP-XXXX-J-2 will result in the perpetrator being killed by the entities in a manner similar to a rock with them being ran over again and again until expiring due to crushing.
When in the vicinity of fireworks produced by American companies, one of SCP-XXXX-J anomylous effects will cause the fireworks will set off no matter the condition in which they are kept. Being in airless vacuums, doused in water and having no gun powder does not keep the fireworks from exploding. These fireworks are labelled as SCP-XXXX-J-A. This effect does not seem to manifest in fireworks created by non-american companies.
When bald eagles enter SCP-XXXX-J anomylous range they will become instances SCP-XXXX-J-B, attacking individuals who politically identify as anything other than a republican or a member of the American right wing, they will not stop this behavior unless terminated or expiring of natural causes.
The final anomalous effect SCP-XXXX-J has is the ability to cause any highly patriotic person of the American ethnicity who politically identifies with the american right wing to cry and involuntarily flex their biceps until taken out of range of SCP-XXXX-J. If left in range for more than 3 hours, the person (hereby designated SCP-XXXX-J-C) will suffer a heart attack and/or heart palpitations, usually citing the reason as the “Passion was more than they could withstand”. If removed from the vicinity of SCP-XXXX-J, SCP-XXXX-J-C will get violent in an attempt to get back in range, usually calling those preventing SCP-XXXX-J-C’s return to the anomalous range “traitors”, “destroyers of america”, and “special snowflakes”. This will continue until the subject expires or is terminated and will not be subdued with amnestics. These effects will not manifest in immigrants and those who are disenfranchised or critical of America.
SCP-XXXX-J was discovered in Boston, Massachusettes after reports of acts of violence by the republican party and various fatal heart attacks.
Addendum 1: It appears Internet personality ████ █████████ is aware of SCP-XXXX-J with them appearing to be the subject matter of one of his songs. The foundation has begun keeping tabs on ████ █████████ as he may be a person of interest.
