The stupid fucking anomaly

ItemSCP-

Object Class:safe

Special Containment Procedures SCP- is not ordered to be contained due to it's widespread bull shit

Description:SCP- is the strange motherfucking stupid anomaly consisting of wires tangling no matter how you arrange them. The only way this is humanly possible is small creatures being huge dicks screwing around in drawers and bags.

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