Channel One: "The news at 1"
Channel One news airs only at 7 in the morning, 1 pm and at 7 in the afternoon, as SCP-4878 is inside of the foundation, most news is about ongoing containment breaches and interveiws post breach, they also announce whenever a new SCP has been brought into captivity.
Channel Two: "2"
Channel Two airs family sitcoms, reminiscent of the early 2010s and late 2000s, these shows are all seemingly low budget.
the sitcoms aired on this channel include: "life with the statue" and "how to raise a 939"
Life with the statue Description:
this show consists of an average suburban family living in the same house as SCP-173, the main plot of most of the episodes is about 173 attempting to snap everyones neck and the family having to deal with it in various ways, no characters acctually die during the 4 seasons of run time, each episode is around 15 minutes long.
How to raise a 939 Description:
the plot of this show is based around a 9 year old girl attempting to train an SCP-939 not to attack people, and she also has to find creative ways of hiding 939 from her parents, this show is very repetitive and follows the same plot, the parents are always just about to find 939 when the girl finds a way to distract her parents, people who have seen this show state that its, "bland" and unoriginal.
Channel Three: "SCP living"
this channel bases around a basic cooking and gardening channel, but all of the shows are scp themed, these include "Tom Tuckers SCPs in the wild", "how to cook an anything with claire stewart" and "SCP gardening"
Tom Tuckers SCPs in the wild Description:
this show is based around tom tucker, a nature explorer and SCP expert, many episodes inclube him going into the wild and finding SCPs, these include SCP-939, SCP-049, SCP-1000 and SCP-682, many more SCPs have been seen investigated by Tom Tucker through the episodes, he treats the SCPs as if they are no danger to him or the camera crew, but merely a natural phenomenon.
Quotes from Tom Tucker:
"here we observe the wild SCP-939"
"ooh, over here he have an 049! lets get a closer look"
"i think we what we just saw was an SCP-682! thats really rare"
Note: all SCPs investigated my Tom Tucker have been in containment throughout the entirety of his shows running time, the show may not be fiction, but merely a format for anything to be inserted into the "creature" area even if that may be SCPs, if personnel see an SCP in this show they are not to be alarmed as it is not the real thing.
How to Cook an anything with claire stewart Description:
this show consists of mainly claire shoving many obscure items into an SCP-914 and putting it on fine, she seems to know almost everything about SCP-914, she treats it as if it is an oven or other appliance. the results of what items she puts into 914 are not in any way linked to that of the real world.
Examples of 914 misuse:
Claire puts in two wooden chairs and a blue fire hydrant into the intake of 914, she then proceeds to set the setting to fine and activate the machine, instead of a slightly better version of the objects entered, a plate full of lasagna with a knife and fork appear in the output box.
Claire puts half of a tree stump and a two pieces of paper that have the letter "h" written on them 50 times each, she sets the setting to very fine and activates the machine, two slabs of meatloaf on a cutting board appear in the output slot.
Claire seems to get whatever food she wants in the output on SCP-914, when interviewed on one news she is quoted as saying "all it takes is pure cooking skill".
Channel 4: "TV4"
this channel airs many SCP themed "keeping up with [blank]" shows including but not limited to
"The real housewives of site 19" and "keeping up with 035"
the real housewives of site 19 Description:
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