Item #: SCP-4334
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4334 is to be contained in a tube that's heated to 75°C at all times. The tube is to be kept in a 3m3 room and any cracks or holes in the room should be sealed as soon as possible.
Direct contact with SCP-4334 is not permitted unless testing with Level 3 personnel present during testing.
All humanoid instances of SCP-4334 are to be refereed as SCP-4334-1
Description: SCP-4334 in containment is an ordinary pile of ice cream. If SCP-4334 is placed on something, It will spread over what it's been placed on and then dissolve it. This process can take between 2 to 10 minutes It cannot take over objects that are 200 pounds or more in it's default state.the inside and outside of the object, this speeds up the dissolving process considerably.
When placed inside of something, SCP-4334 will try to find an opening and then it will spread on both
If SCP-4334 is placed on a humanoid entity, It will dissolve the entity, It can then transform into a humanoid entity about 5'11 in height in what appears to be the uniform of a employee of ████████ ███.
While in this state SCP-4334 is able to mimic human behavior, and express emotion that an average human possesses.
After 5 hours these abilities shall cease and excess ice cream will dissipate, returning SCP-4334 to it's original state.
SCP-4334 will always greet humans by asking them if they want ice cream, If they accept the offer, SCP-4334 shall reach into it's torso and pull out a cone with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it.
The ice cream and cone are not anomalous in any way besides the cone not being covered in ice cream upon creation.
Experiment 4334-1
Name: Dr. ████
Date: ██/█/2008
Procedure: A rock is to be placed inside of SCP-4334's chamber. SCP-4334 is to be applied to the rock and the observations recorded.
Results: SCP-4334 spread over the rock, SCP-4334 spent half an hour dissolving the rock, once SCP-4334 dissolved the rock, SCP-4334 was turned into Rocky Road ice cream; After approximately 10 hours, SCP-4334 turned back into vanilla ice cream.
Notes: It appears as if SCP-4334 is a little more literal than you'd expect and can convert objects to flavors, Further testing is required to understand this.
Experiment 4334-2
Name: Dr. ████
Date: ██/█/2008
Procedure: A chunk of cotton candy is to be placed inside of SCP-4334's chamber and SCP-4334 is to be applied to the cotton candy and a D class is to be put inside the chamber and consume the results.
Results: SCP-4334 applied itself to the cotton candy and dissolved it in half a minute SCP-4334 quickly turned pink, D-29846 was instructed to consume it after this process. D-29846 consumes SCP-4334 and 2 minutes later D-29846 complains of pain. Half an hour later ice cream starts covering D-29846. D-29846 starts yelling expletives and in a minute he is dissolved by SCP-4334. SCP 4334 takes the form of D-29846 looks around it's containment chamber. Half a minute later the instance of SCP-4334-1 is terminated via
Notes: Further testing is required on SCP-4334, Now we know for sure it's sentient.






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