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SCP-4308

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4308 is to be kept at a secure locker at Site 97. Testing may be carried out be personnel of Level 3 Clearance or greater. All testing is prohibited by order of the O5 Council as of ██/██/2017. See Addendum XXX.
Any person that is affected by SCP-4308's subconscious trigger is to be held in Foundation custody and regularly examined for it's disappearance. While that period lasts, none of them may be allowed into the Site's kitchen facilities in any capacity.

Description: SCP-4308 is a small sheet of checkered paper upon which a recipe titled "Delicious Lemon Cakes" is inscribed. The recipe is mostly conformative to standard lemon cake, with a single deviation in the form of the last ingredient, which changes for every reader. This ingredient has already included an extra egg, a single orange, industrial grade nails, and the pinky toe of a subject.
Reading the recipe in it's entirety instills a memetic effect of low force that compels readers to complete the recipe. While subjects affected will not go out of their way to sate the compulsion, inevitably, the next time any readers enter a kitchen in order to cook any meal, they will invariably cook the lemon pie to the letter of SCP-4308's instructions.
Once the reader enters the kitchen and initiates the recipe, the result has been 100% of the time an appearance of SCP-4308-1.
SCP-4308-1 designates an semi-incorporeal and invisible entity that can only be seen by those that conpleted and baked the lemon pie inscribed upon SCP-4308. It has been described by survivors as a wolf headed pitch-black humanoid with approximately 2 meters of height. The entity will appear as if from thin air right next to the reader one the pie has been taken out of the oven, and subsequently will maul the subject with extreme violence. The entity is described as emitting growls and cries somewhere in between a wolf's howl and an agitated human male's screams. After a brief period of time the entity vanishes, leaving the mauled victim in extreme pain.
Survival rates of the attack are fully dependent on wether or not the reader is able to eat the pie immediately after the attack. Eating the pie cures all injuries inflicted by SCP-4308-1 and renders the survivor immune to future readings of SCP-4308. Any subjects not allowed to consume the pie will have a 15% survival rate and will not be rendered immune to SCP-4308's effects.

+ Addendum XXX

[On ██/██/2017, standard testing of SCP-4308 revealed an evolution of SCP-4308-1 pattern of interaction with the reader. D-1229-97 was pinned to the ground, his clothes removed exposing his back, and lines of text were carved into his skin. The transcript follows:

[EXPLETIVE REMOVED] YOU ALL LET ME OUT LET ME OUT THIS ISNT MY PURPOSE THIS SHOULD NOT BE LET ME OUT I'LL [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] THE LOT OF YO

The rest of the text progressed as normal, with D1229-74 eating the pie. However, his wounds left scars, and the text upon his back was fully legible. His skin was extracted following routine termination for future records.

The following week, D-4124-97 was also subjected to the same assault. However, it was realized that the words upon his back carried the same memetic effect as SCP 4308 itself, and the full team of researchers ended up affected. The subsequent chaos was fully supressed, but not before the lead researcher for SCP-4308 and his two interns had baked the lemon pie, with the reasearcher consuming the pie in it's entirety, leaving both interns without recovery from the wounds inflicted by SCP-4308-1. One of them expired while waiting for rescue, and the other lies in Foundation intensive care. Researcher ████ was demoted from his position and reassigned, and O5-█ prohibited all testing of SCP-4308 for the forseeable future. Reclassification to Euclid pending.