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Item #: [AAA]

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-[AAA] is contained in a zero point five (0.5) by zero point twenty five (0.25) by zero point five (0.5) meter wooden crate. The crate is stored in three (3) by two (2) by three (3) meter room made out of concrete. No personnel with level one (1) or higher is not allowed to use SCP-[AAA]

Description: SCP-[AAA] are fifteen (15) x (x) F1 grenades found in Afghanistan. On contact with human skin the person becomes SCP-[AAA]-1. SCP-[AAA]-1 after contact will speak only in Russian, but understand languages object could speak before contact with SCP-[AAA]. Object SCP-[AAA]-1's muscle tissue will increase. SCP-[AAA]-1 will behave in a friendly way to everyone. After sixty nine (69) minutes SCP-[AAA]-1's legs will break in random places. Then knife wounds, bullet wounds, instances of SCP-[AAA]-2 or explosion wounds will kill all of SCP-[AAA]-1's current friends (whether they were made prior or after SCP-[AAA]). After this SCP-[AAA]-3 will materialize in SCP-[AAA]-1's dominant hand. SCP-[AAA]-1 will become hostile to everything and proceed to shoot at anything that moves with SCP-[AAA]-3. After SCP-[AAA]-3 will lose all ammunition, SCP-[AAA]-1 will activate SCP-[AAA], which has the fuse time of three (3) to four (4) seconds. All anomalous properties will be removed from SCP-[AAA]-1.

SCP-[AAA]-2 are bullets, knives and shrapnel. SCP-[AAA]-3 is a fully loaded AKM. SCP-[AAA]-1 will not load SCP-[AAA]-3 with spare ammunition if SCP-[AAA]-3's magazine is empty. Both SCP-[AAA]-2 and SCP-[AAA]-3 are void of anomalous properties except for materializing.

SCP-[AAA] was found by US soldiers in 20██ during an ambush from Taliban forces. One of Taliban fighters activated SCP-[AAA] which resulted in death of all Taliban soldiers during the ambush. The Taliban soldier has been terminated by Pvt.L█████. The report from this ambush has been discovered by SCP Foundation and Class B amnesiacs have been used on all participants of the ambush.