Hello! My name is Aphrodia.
I don't own SCP001 though a friend needs an example wikidot syntax text usage.
I'll add stuff soon.
I'm detained and demoted to Level 1 access, unable to restore my clearance card or talk to my superiors or 05 Command. I now roam free as I got arrested by 05 Command at the midnight of August 3rd 2019.
I will not return even if the Foundation allows my card restoration. I knew that they hid information to help me… Well, it's too late now. I'm demoted to a D-Class on the mainsite.
Any of my ideas listed on the mainsite and not here is free for the taking.
Yes, my other drafts are horrible and will fail. That is why I will only do sandbox drafts. Eventually I'll have a good draft, I hope.
Message me for what you take as I need to list them here. Or not.
Btw bracket and URL with hyperlink text anywhere after URL and before closing bracket. I'll experiment the text syntax interaction and such to make this look nice. Expect colors, boxes, collapsibles, and images. Yay!
Link to recovered image: crude image file
It is a decent factory quality water gun that has a unusual twist. Children wanted it, but their parents refused to get it. Every time the parents were asked about it, they got angrier and disciplined the child for asking. There was nothing wrong about it. It had a trademark but no description or text other than "Water Attack TM " . The last recorded location was a remaining item at a yard sale held in a church in 2014, with a smell of chlorine in it.
Log 1: This is Researcher [REDACTED]. Initial interviews shows that the parents had no reason to back their hatred of this toy, even if the gun was free and if the parents had no issue to purchase a water gun for their child.
Log 2: All visual media of this toy were removed before discovery of this toy, as with online sales and typed descriptions. The trademark itself was already removed from the trademark database. All that's left was a crude image done using a Microsoft PowerPoint program. Only the children who asked about getting the toy remember seeing it.
Log 3: Item recovered and the gun itself had a stereotypical pump sound with a simple mechanic spite the size of the shell. It has a decent appearance and the parts are molded perfectly, with no water leaks from being used. Who made this toy?
Log 4: Even a third-party company would have a logo or a location/name printed on the toy, so the manufacturer was hard to locate including the record wipe. I'm heading to the manufacturer [REDACTED] tomorrow.
Log 5: What was I thinking? I will absolutely not buy this toy, it's just a stupid water gun. I hate it. I'll end this log before I think I'll destroy the toy and yell at my boss again. I'm sorry.
Log 6: It took three months to stop hating the toy, but we still have the toy I brought in myself. Going to run a few tests with some test subjects.
Test 1: Two Class-C personnel were asked to participate, where the two had no children or siblings.Class-C personnel Jenny Howdell was asked to ask Class-C personnel John Munichez to get the toy for her. John gets angry towards Jenny and negatively talked about the toy, refusing to give the toy to her. Both Class-C personnel were sent to psychiatric evaluation, which Jenny Howdell was found to have no abnormal effects other than being afraid to ask John about the toy anymore. John Munichez was agitated whenever that toy was mentioned, but emotional response was normal for other topics. Going to use Class-D for further tests.
Test 2: Two Class-D personnel were found had no children or siblings, and were asked to participate. Class-D Danny was indirectly asked to get the toy to Class-D Westley. Both D-Class personnel were cooperative as then they were escorted out.
Test 3 - 11: The same test as Test 2, but with Class-D personnel who had either have siblings or children, or both. A single instance in test 6 where a Class-D personnel got agitated. Psychiatric analysis showed that she thought she was directly asked to give the toy to the other subject.
Log 7: A single D-Class personnel decided to steal the toy. He was apprehended but showed no abnormal effects other than wanting to get the gun for himself. Who told him about it?
Log 8: After testing, it seems that the anomalous effect was not triggered by an actual parent getting the toy for the child, but the role of a person asking someone else to get the toy for them. The "child" wanted to get the toy but the "parent" will always refuse to get the toy. Then after 3 months, both the "child" and "parent" were no longer affected by the anomalous effect. Going to find a box to put it in.
End of log list.
This is based from a real toy with a situation just like this. But if anyone finds a record of it, let me know. I need a better photograph.
It's a ceramic jar that contains exactly what it is labled with, infinite with an s added and it's "cookies" etched on the side.
In a house in [REDACTED], Massachusetts in February 26, 1952, a family had bought a grey ceramic jar they got from a store they passed by called Calvonisto's. They bought the jar, but had no use for it and wanted to return the jar. The next day they went back to the street but the building was vacant with no name. As they asked around the store named Calvonisto's, they pointed at the location, but the people said it was empty for years. On March 2, 1952, the family decided to etch "Cookies" on the side, and fill it up. One of their children loved to snatch cookies from the jar, spite his mom telling him that he shouldn't do it. As time went by, the parents made a fresh batch of cookies from a cookie dough mix every other day, as the jar never seems gets full. They then made a batch of chocolate chip cookies. The child complained that the cookies had no chocolate chips. Surprised, they grabbed a cookie and it was not chocolate chip. After 20 more plain cookies, they decided to call the local private eye. He invesigated the cookies, and asked where they got the jar. After the questions, he took the jar and put it on the counter next to the coffee maker. He later sent it to the SCP foundation, and it remained there even after the location was infiltrated.
Research noted the cookies are indeed natural cookie dough, exactly a bare minimum to be a cookie. It was infinite and no matter what is put in there, it was plain cookies as the other items are used up as matter for the jar. It can be changed to anything it is labled to, in an exact and literal sense. It can only hold a reasonable sized object.
A "book" label will only have a white uncolored binder with no text and will not refill in any way as any other dropped loose items will disintergrate to matter released in the atmosphere or ceiling of the room since the label is only of a singular item. Label "books" create an infinite blank books with white binders with loose items converting into the exact material for more books. A label of "cover signed in blue pen ink of a red cookbook with Fanny Cradock's 10 best recipies with a UK printed flag on the middle of the front cover with yellow cover text and a colored image for each recipe" will have exactly that. Cannot convert a classified SCP or living being to matter fodder.
No matter where it is taken, it tends to stay in a kitchen or kitchen-like area and sits on the counter, returning there after an hour after not in use. It sits in a containment room set up like a 1950s home kitchen. Labled as Euclid class. Calvonisto's is to be investigated.
Note: Remains of concept. Better version in [http://kontainer.djkakt.us/miranda-s-story]
SCP-4XXX is a humanoid female slime with 42 internal dice and a character sheet.
A group of friends were playing a game of Dungeons & Dragons in a basement. A guy rolled to interact with a slime character. After he dropped his 20 sided dice on the floor, it rolled under the dresser. Not wanting to retrieve it, he pulled out a second one. He rolled a 1 for the second dice. Next thing he knew was that a portal appeared on the ceiling as the slime dropped onto the table onto that dice.
Shortly after the guy said hello, the slime then took six of each dice he owned, then escaped through the open window. The guy swore he saw the dice roll inside her right before she escaped and right before taking his dice.
Subject SCP-4XXX-A was later captured by the Foundation. The dice set was labled as 4XXX-B, noting that anything she does requires her to roll them. The dice floats inside her, but stands still until 4XXX-A decides to do something, as each corresponding dice for a full decision rolls inside her. The people in the session were interviewed after they were seen running to the subject, as the Dungeon Master explained the situation. The Foundation also got hold of the character sheet of subject 4XXX-A.
Containment requires the probability to escape to be higher than the confiscated character sheet allows success, as anything under the subject's number range would cause her to attempt to escape after what seems to be a full turn between each personnel involved with the subject.
The subject is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment room, with a modified toilet plumbing system. The door has a moderately advanced lock on the inside and out, and the air vent to not allow liquid to pass. Two experienced guards are to be there. The guards are to be hard to persuade and have higher stats than the subject's character sheet. Keeping her inside however, is easy as the subject says it is too high of a risk to escape. The subject does not need any sustenance, but can consume any food brought to it. The subject requested nothing more in the room other than a couch.
The subject is highly intelligent, but average in every other stat. The subject was not listed with any abilities, but since some stats were in pen, it can only be changed with external items or clothing, or given an ability through adding one to the character sheet. Character sheet is now labled as 4XXX-C. The possible uses for 4XXX-A is unknown.
As of this time of writing, the actual cause of subject 4XXX-A coming through the portal is unknown. Possibly related to instances with the Foundation Knights.
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