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Quarterly Foundation Budgetary Assessment 20XX/04/15

Article III – Interpersonal Resources Allocation

Section 12 – Psychiatric Assessment and Clinical Treatment

Subsection A – Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
Proposal Theta – Immediate Mandatory Evaluation of Site Personnel
  • Discovery of a difficult-to-classify mental disorder affecting mundane personnel at Foundation sites. $3200/employee.
  • Initial reports from Bio-Site 103; transfer requests from maintenance techs working with the rose bush. Evaluation led to quarantine and cognitohazard protocols.
  • Correlative data from other sites prompted some other drastic measure; no anomalous hazards found.
  • Small sample study conducted by joint Medical-DMCH team.
  • Need for an increased allocation of physical and financial resources to perform an across-the-board evaluation of all menial Foundation persons, with complete clinical and neurological analysis.
  • Budget request approved. O5 directive to do stuff.
  • Addendum: O5 directive to study further replacement of standard personnel with ANAs to prevent further logistical breakdowns.
  • Notated by ANA #Employee.



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