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Item #: 2514-J
Clearance Level 4: Secret
Containment Class: Cernnunos
Disruption Class: 4/Ekhi
Risk Class: 4/Danger
Special Containment Procedures: In the event that SCP-2514-J learns of it's nature, it is to be amnestisized imediatly. SCP-2514's current residence is to be monitored using hidden surveillance systems.
Description: SCP-2514-J is a class Ⅴ reality altering humanoid. SCP-2514-J is a cacuasion male, thirty six years (36) of age. SCP-2514-J is fluent in over two thousand (2,000) languages and in intelligence tests has consistently scored in the ninety nith (99th) percentile. When in debates or any form of discussion with SCP-2514-J, It will result in SCP-2514-J winning. The participant will also believe that they have lost no matter how nonsensical SCP-2514-J's arguements were.
Prior to Foundation classfication SCP-2514-J was know as Ben Shapiro. SCP-2514-J has a radio talk show, numerous books, and has given multiple speeches in the past. Due to the mainstream knowledge of SCP-2514-J existing it is impossible to efficently remove public knowledge of it and therefore, containment must be maintained at large.
Addendum 2514-J.1: Interview
Interviewed: SCP-2514-J
Interviewer: Reasercher Eminem Shakur
Foreword: Prior to conducting this interview the Foundation had not yet classified SCP-2514-J as an SCP. SCP-2514-J was notified of it's amalous atributes prior to conducting this interview.
<Begin Log>
Reasercher Eminem Shakur: Have you ever realized before the Foundation apprehended you that you possesd reality bending abbilities?
SCP-2524-J: My wifes a doctor folks.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Reasercher Eminem Shakur commited suicide imediatly after ending the interview. Before he commited suicide he quietly vocalized "I've been fucking epicly rekt by Ben Shapiro."
Special Containment Procedures: Dessignated Foundation staff are to monitor SCP-XXXX, using hidden surveillance for any changes of behavor. If any are noticed said staff are to notify the current director of Site-779. If waste is not being generated Foundation staff must collect waste and dispose of it over SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the parking lot of a Gymnasium located in St. Paul, Minnesota. Every twenty four (24) hours twenty four (24) instances of waste (hearby referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) will spontaneously appear in it.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a hostile, 20.11 meter tall, 10.79 meters wide, reality altering entity located 15.24 meters beneath SCP-XXXX.
Addendum XXXX.1 Archived Foundation documents protaining to SCP-XXXX
Note: the following documentation was estimated to have been created around 1899.
Object Desgnation: 306dyrh7b3
Containment Class:
pending
Special Containment Procedures: MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers") are to monitor steets for any unsual behaviour. If unsual behaviour is found they are to be captured and brung them to Area-12 for testing. If testing confims that it is an instance it is to be terminated.
If an SCP-XXXX instance is found in a populated area, Foundation MTFs are to terminate the instance and anyone suspected of being converted to an SCP-XXXX-1 instance are to be terminated and replaced with a clone slected from SCP-2000. The surronding air is to be decomtaminted with the cover story of a government agency trying to eradicate an infectious virus. As reaserch in POI-2262's connection to SCP-XXXX is ongiong, capture is currently considerd a low priority.
Description: SCP-XXXX are trees. SCP-XXXX's trunks have a humanoid apperance. Genetic analysis reveals that every SCP-XXX instance posses more than fifty percent (50%) human DNA. It should be noted that ninty nine percent (99%) of instances are found in the northeastern region of the United States of Amerca especially in highly populated areas such as New York and Newark. Any air that is filtered thorugh it's leaves will convert it into an instance of SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 has two (2) stages. In the first stage it will try to find the nearest human settlement. Once it has found a settlement it will enter stage two (2). In stage two (2) the instance will stand in the center of the settlement for a half hour. After the half hour is done the instance will grow "roots" out of it's legs and feet. After the instance has completely planted intself in the ground it will start sprouting "branches" out of it's head and arms. Once this transformation is compeleted it will become and instance of SCP-XXXX.
Addendum XXXX.1: Relevent POI File
Person Of Interest File #: 2262
Legal Name: Uknown
Alisas Used: Uknown
Threat Level: Orange
Associated Groups Of Interest: N/A
Status: Alive
Backround Infromation: POI-2262 is an as of yet unidetified cacausian female appearing to be in her thirtys (30s). Based on footage abtained from drones and Foundation implanted bugs located in city streets, POI-2262 has be found to plant instances of SCP-XXXX or be present in areas in which SCP-XXXX instnaces were found in a short peroid of time after POI-2262 left the area. However this has only been captured on camera three (3) times and so it is likely that another enitity is aslo responsible for planting SCP-XXXX instances. POI-2262 is suspected of being a low level reality bender. A common theory is that POI-2262 created SCP-XXXX using her reality bending abbilities for an uknown purpose.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in standard Prunus containment cell at Site-66.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a single instances of Prunus (Specfically, a cherry tree). If a Homo Sapien comsumes a cherry produced by SCP-XXXX it will trigger a phschedelic experience.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered when Agent ████ investigated reports of a cult worshiping a god located within a cherry tree. Upon investigating this he found out that SCP-XXXX was being worshpped by a cult (this cult would later be classified as GOI-7645, now defunct) and it was gorwing dangerously fast. Agent ████ then requested the assistance of an MTF in capturing SCP-XXXX. Agent ████'s request was accepted and an MTF was dispatched. THe MTF was successful in raiding the cult and capturing SCP-XXXX. Below is relevant infromation pretaining to it and SCP-XXXX.
Addendum XXXX.1: Items of interest revovered from the cult
Item Description: Two leatherbound hardcover books titled Enlightenment. The book details the beliefs, practices, rituals, and history of a religion possibly connected to the cult.
Current Status: Kept in a secure locker meant for archiving books.
Recovery Method: Found in ██████ (the leader of it)'s residence and in a temple belonging to the cult.
Relevant Passages:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class:
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX are various items associated with the Johnson house, now abondoned.
SCP-XXXX-1 is the majority of the house. SCP-XXXX-1 has a Hume level of 136.
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