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SCP – XXXX (Ah-Aaughh the Cosmopolitan)
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in the dimensional containment area of Site-623. It is extremely destructive, but responds well to carfentanil. All personnel who interact with it are to wear earplugs; SCP-XXXX is omnilingual and extremely persuasive. However, it is never benevolent. Do not listen to what it says under any circumstances. The entity is to be kept in an immersion tank of sufficient depth, heated to 36.85 degrees Celsius. This will cause it to sleep until the end of it’s cycle. No attempt to prevent SCP-XXXX from returning to interdimensional space has proved to be successful.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an interdimensional being that habitually manifests on earth by recycling the body of a human female. Prior to being incarnated, it is formless. In its full form, it is a 2.8m long, floating, squid-like being with large eyes and a bulbous, semitransparent cranium. No one knows how it does this, but it spontaneously manifests within the uterus of its host (SCP-XXXX-1). SCP-XXXX-1 becomes thoroughly convinced that it is pregnant, manifesting symptoms such as ████████████████████due to the growth of SCP-XXXX. However, ultrasound scans produce no evidence of a fetus, and Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) levels are found to be below pregnancy levels. The life cycle of SCP-XXXX can be divided up into the following stages:
Stage 1: SCP-XXXX-1 displays symptoms of early pregnancy and psychological disruptions, such as mild delirium, ████████████ and agitation. The host cannot be convinced that it is not pregnant, even after being told the nature of its “pregnancy.” This stage typically lasts 1-3 months, and at this point, SCP-XXXX’s manifestation can be removed without harming the host, and SCP-XXXX will return to interdimensional space.
Stage 2: At this stage, SCP-XXXX-1 appears heavily pregnant and SCP-XXXX has partially overwritten the consciousness of its host. Because of the reversal of SCP-XXXX-1’s nervous system, any attempt to remove SCP-XXXX’s manifestation from its host will result in ████████████████████████. Because it cannot be safely removed, its growth must be controlled using progesterone analogues, and SCP-XXXX-1 must be closely monitored for infection and kept in a medically-induced coma until the body returns to normal. During this stage, SCP-XXXX-1 becomes completely delirious, hostile and solitary, and displays superhuman strength. This stage typically lasts 6-7 months.
Stage 3: By this time, there is little hope for preventing the manifestation of SCP-XXXX or sparing the life of SCP-XXXX-1. Any attempt to halt SCP-XXXX’s development will result in multiple organ ████ in the host because its physiology has been reworked to suit SCP-XXXX. Moreover, the host’s consciousness is now entirely overwritten, but it will behave in a way that appears “normal;” going so far as to behave as if “in labor.” This is due to the ease at which SCP-XXXX communicates with humans. This stage lasts about 36 hours.
Stage 4: This is the reworking of of the host’s body into the physical form of SCP-XXXX. The duration of this stage varies, and at the beginning, SCP-XXXX-1 will attempt to ‘push’ SCP-XXXX out by instinct; however, this is a reflexive behavior and not deliberate on the part of with SCP-XXXX or its host. If SCP-XXXX is found to have reached stages 3 or 4 of its manifestation, containment protocol for a full manifestation are to be followed.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was first sighted in 1971. 31 year-old [SCP-XXXX-1] walked into the Emergency Department of the Veterans Administration Hospital in ████████, CA on █████ February █ 1971. She appeared to be in active labor, and exclaimed that “the baby is coming!” However, after several hours of “pushing,” SCP-XXXX-1 began writhing about uselessly before spontaneously re-configuring into SCP-XXXX. According to a survivor, the being’s first words were, “I am the Cosmopolitan, but my mother calls me “Ah-Aaughh!” Not long after, and with great enthusiasm, SCP-XXXX began to █████████████ nearby objects, which resulted in widespread destruction in the northern part of ████████████. Attempts to contain it resulted in SCP Foundation personnel becoming convinced that SCP-XXXX was Jesus Christ. However, it was successfully sedated for transport by an agent who happened to be deaf. All eye-witnesses were given Class-A Amnesics, and the destruction was blamed on a seismic event.
