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"Hello everybody, please take a seat. Please remember to sit at your assigned seat, you should be able to figure out where you sit. You are all now some of the most important people in this country. Doctor Harvey, why are you sitting in Doctor Bushan's seat? Yes, thank you. Jesus Christ these people. Now that we've all settled down, I'd like to begin the seminar. Yes, Joel please hit the lights."
"Good day, Level 4 personnel and attending assistants. I am Doctor Arthur Ross, project head in this area. Some of you will notice that my brother Paul is not currently here with us today. He's busy over at Site-89 with the rest of the kids playing in the sandbox. This is where the real work is done, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, congrats. Welcome to the big kids' playground, the one you always admired when you were too young to go. You're finally there. This is possibly one of the most secretive areas in the Foundation, there isn't even a log of this place on any record. And no, I can't tell you where we are, standard protocol, I'm sure you understand."
"You'll see that I'm joined by O5-2 and O5-11 today, Don't worry, you're not special. they're just here on their way to Site-89, just near here. Oh, I'm sorry Harvey, did I hurt your feelings? Sit the fuck back down and get away from my podium. That's what I thought, I'll talk to you after the seminar. But first, I have to tell you a bit of information."
"You'll see on the slideshow behind me that there is a large cube, that cube is currently containing … well, "containing" SCP-MARE, the reason I don't call it by a number is that every time a number is written in regards to this entity, it somehow knows that we're talking about it, but it seems unable to recognize the letters. You all saw this in the document distributed to you on your way in. And trust me, this is the least anomalous thing it does. I can tell, you're all thinking: "This is so boring, why was I brought here?" Well. I'll tell you."
"Now. Let's move onto the fun stuff, shall we? What are you going to do here? It appears to already be contained right? Right? You are dead wrong. To all personnel outside of this facility that actually knows about SCP-MARE, they will think it's been contained for … going on 78 years now. Well, your job here is to … assist in maintaining containment of SCP-MARE. In fact, it could be in this very room and we would never know. We don't actually know what it definitively looks like, as it is constantly changing form."
"That's all the information you'll get from this slideshow, let me take you on a little tour. Please get up, take a moment to stretch, grab a bagel on your way out. I'll be by the door and wait for you."
"…"
"Come on people, we don't have all day. Doctor Graham, you don't need to stretch for five minutes, let's hurry it up here. Are we ready? Good. Allow me to guide you through these doors. Careful not to trip over the power strip. Follow me, everybody, hurry up. No time to look at the scenery."
"…"
Welcome, personnel, to SCP-MARE's containment chamber. On your right you'll see the observation chamber, on the left you'll see a dimensional anchor. Now that we're here we shall begin the demonstration. O5-2, O5-11, please follow me into the observation chamber. The rest of you, please remain there."
"O5-11, I know you haven't seen this demonstration before. This may be disturbing."
"Yes Joel, open the cage."
"…"
"Jesus Christ it's hungry today, look at it shake. Man, this has gotta be one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. Anyways, O5-11, please take a look, no need to be afraid. Why does it look glitchy you ask? Well, from what it has told us it doesn't belong here, it shouldn't exist here.
"…"
"Well, no reason to flounder about. I need to go to gather the next batch, clean up the seminar hall of their belongings. You two need to get on over to Site-89 and meet up for your reading club. Toodles, friends. Don't forget to get your B amnestics on your way out."
