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SCP-BUSHES looking like an absolute SNACK

Item #: SCP-BUSHES

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-BUSHES cannot be contained, despite the Foundation's best efforts. It was temporarily contained in June of 1███ at Site-186, though was reported as having breached only a mere month later. SCP-BUSHES seems to have an effect on Site-186's contained anomalies, and breaches have not occurred since its departure from the facility. Research would be ongoing, had SCP-BUSHES been in containment.

Description: SCP-BUSHES is a human male, standing at 235 centimeters with a weight of 12 grams¹. SCP-BUSHES is a present Extra-Dimensional Hazard, with means of travelling instantaneously through matter and energy. SCP-BUSHES is not inherently lethal, and has only been observed to steal electrical outlet covers from residential areas in New England².

Addendum BUSHES-1 - BUSHES-5: Redacted to clearance level 7/1000. Please contact a superior to read said articles.

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LMAo you think im gonna write all this???

Addendum BUSHES-6: SCP-BUSHES has been identified further as both a Ideological and Mind Regression Hazard, following the termination of Dr. Moe Lester, PhD.

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he died so hard from cbt

Footnotes

1. How this is possible is currently unknown, especially with the body-type the anomaly presents itself with.

2. Most specifically, Texas.