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Item #: SCP-4457
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4457 is to be contained in a small, steel box, at Site-64. Level 4 clearance personnel is approved to use SCP-4457, in order for testing.
Description: SCP-4457 appears to be a small, cardboard box of the brand, Cracker Jack. The popcorn within the box of SCP-4457 is the same flavor and the same generic shapes. On its box, there appears to be no bar code nor expiration date, making the Foundation believe its expiration date is endless.
During testing, Human subjects that consume the popcorn within SCP-4457, report hallucinations and out-of-place normal day objects and other, quote, "random" items. These objects, which human subjects report, include tables with popsicle sticks glued on, french fries in cigarette boxes and flowers stuck replacing a garden hose from a gutter.
However, during said hallucination state, Human subjects report severe injuries that happen randomly over time.
The severe injuries appear as a pattern, as every injury is counted to five injuries, who all of there own description. After this, quote, "state", the victim will have an approximate 1 hour to live before death.
Item #: SCP-4598
Object Class: Safe/Potential Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4598 and it's instances are to be contained in a large, office/accountant-styled steel room, with different rooms within, and having accessible food, and technology like computers.
Level 3 clearance is available to personnel and testing. Its room can be also a fallout shelter, due to its strong steel that SCP-4598 and it's instances somehow manifest through. SCP-4598 and its instances are free to roam Facility Site-64 if it asks politely.
Description: SCP-4598 appears to be an entity in the form of the Sanrio kawaii character, Retsuko. Further testing shows that SCP-4598's physical shape is part of its body, and its personality is the same as in its original show. SCP-4598 has shown to be cooperative with personnel, but if not, it will, quote, be in a state of cringe or being uncomfortable.
SCP-4598 will occasionally go into a stage of rage but calms down not long after. SCP-4598 can speak Japanese and English.
SCP-4598 has several, quote "co-workers" amongst it, which are characters of its original show, including the characters of Fenneko, designated as SCP-4598-2, and Haida, designated as SCP-4598-3.
What is strange about SCP-4598 is how an unknown source of force somehow makes it, quote, "immortal", but at the moment, the Foundation cannot determine, since past incidents had either SCP-4598 or it's instances injured.
SCP-4598 and it's instances were first brought to the attention of the foundation after reports of, quote, "''kawaii-shaped things''" in a small town called [REDACTED], located in California. Reports claim they were wandering around forests, and at the time of the investigation, they had, quote, a "man-made" underground bunker.
SCP-4598 and it's instances were interviewed by Junior Researcher Dr. Jones, during its initial discovery. However, Dr. Jones does not want this interview, quote, spread, across the Foundation, so it is held to a limit number of doctors and researchers.
