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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All roads leading to the valley containing SCP-XXXX are to remain closed to civilians and outside personell
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]
Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]
Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]
<Begin Log, [optional time info]>
Interviewer: [speech]
Person: [speech]
[Repeat as necessary]
<End Log, [optional time info]>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
[Sockmonsters that look like dirty socks eating sock creating holes in them and nr.1 cause for lost socks. They can form massive amalgations in müllhalden because of mass production. foundation fights them by educating people to wash their socks and spiking detergent with a chemicals causing them to die.]
[A skinner knife that can remove/cut off the bloodlines by modifying genetics. People skin themselves to remove and modify genes pertaining to the body part. Results are mostly good but can lead to massive mutations and cancer. nr.1 solution to genetic diseases. found with person who removed so much skin that she became inhuman fleshblob and died. maybe sarkic artifact. ]
[Extradimensional amazon, that wants to expand to our dimension and earth but has difficulties truly understanding our dimension and doesn't pay their translators enough. result is that they sell things that are unusable for humans, weird measurements, or they do not understand things like color or human marketing leading to weird shopping pages with 800kg skulls in the color wolf or rectangle. the foundation tries to block them, makes them bad by making them looks as scammers and using the biggest weapon of all. laws and bureaucracy.]
[Book by a dadaistic author that destroys language in humans through exposure. People show signs similar to different kinds of aphasia from having difficulties speaking longer sentences. to losing grammar, to losing ability to understand language, heavily affecting thinking. body and mimics begin to fade also until nothing is left. maybe deadly too by affecting communication in the nervous system. authored by ww1 veteran from the western front. after returning and disgusted with society he decides to create a mirror to the savagery of war and society by creating anomalous anti-art that destoyed the concept of language itself. During this time he is in communication with his friend. after finishing his first copy and accidentaly unleashing it on someone innocent he becomes overcome by guilt and seeing the writing on the wall and fearing it used as a weapon of war he gives it to his friend for storage. he keeps it sealed away until he dies and the book is recovered and set up for auction where it caused massive amount of human damage on the descendants]
[Schlaraffenland is real and you need get through a massive amount of rice pudding to get to it. There is infinite food there, every clothing one would desire from the real world and everyone would be immortal. You cannot die and using a bath you can age yourself into the appropriate age, and are beautiful forever. Work is illegal and you can do all day whatever you want. Would people be actually be happy there or would after a few decades to centuries get tired. In a way a heaven situaion. Is struggle a necessity to feel good as it gives us a sense of achievement and when everything is hust handed to us things might look good at first but soon turn out to be empty. What would be considered work there. Would things like learning how to paint be considered work, or would something exist that would allow us to learn such things immeadiately. How would society function there? Is death and struggle somewhat necessarry to give our lives challenge?]
