Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained if necessary or proven to be reacting unnaturally hostile in a 5 m by 5 m airtight room filled with water from the flathead lake. This seems to greatly subdue it. SCP-XXXX is permitted to wander the facility when in a passive state, and will occasionally be allowed to assist staff due to their childlike insistence to help.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 190 cm (6'03") 9 kg (20 lb) black, hoofed biped with moss like "fur". The flesh of SCP-XXXX's mouth appears to bind together when not in use. SCP-XXXX has fur growths that resemble sleeves, covering human arms of Italian descent. SCP-XXXX's right forearm has a tattoo of an old ink pen. Accompanied by the tattoo is a beaded bracelet. All attempts to remove the bracelet have proven futile, as it will shrink too small to be taken off and cannot seem to be cut. The bracelet has designated SCP-XXXX-1 due to it's aforementioned anomalous properties. SCP-XXXX's "tail" functions as a fifth limb, comprised of a strong, white moss-like substance. SCP-XXXX appears to only have a singular left eye, the right covered in the moss substance. SCP-XXXX seems to secrete water through it's pores, leaving it constantly wet.
SCP-XXXX was found with a sheathed katana, designated SCP-XXXX-2, as when taken away it will materialize back into SCP-XXXX's possession.
SCP-XXXX-2 a 3'07 katana, it's handle decorated with a dragon-like serpent wrapped around the tang. SCP-XXXX-2 has a black sheath with a golden snake wrapping around it and tied with gold and black rope. The blade itself extends approximately two inches into the sheath before the rest appears to have been broken off. Despite it's light weight, damage sustained by SCP-XXXX-2 while in it's sheath is often immense.
SCP-XXXX-1, along with it's invincibility, seems to be capable of granting anomalous properties to any object or creature SCP-XXXX becomes attached to, along with removing any properties given. Upon creating an anomalous object a charm of the object will appear on SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 currently carries a charm of a coffee mug and SCP-XXXX-2.
Occasionally SCP-XXXX will take the form of a 162 cm tall (5'04"), 83 kg (184 lb) 13-year-old female of Italian descent with dark hazel eyes and brown hair fading to blonde. It appears to retain any alterations to the human portion of it's anomalous form, such as scarring upon the arms and the previously mentioned tattoo.
SCP-XXXX has requested that it be referred to as "Your Holiness" "NPK." Later conversation with SCP-XXXX has revealed that these are the initials of their name and it cannot remember the rest.
SCP-XXXX seems to be capable of producing large amounts of water with the exact properties of lake flathead from its eye. Tests have shown, that the properties of the moss like fur on SCP-XXXX body change depending on its diet of food within the last hour, eating said moss may result in anomalous effects. The SCP is capable of controlling and manipulating most liquids within an undetermined, but clearly expansive, radius and able to walk across multiple types of fluids. The SCP seems to have canine like abilities and features, including the hearing, teeth, and scent capabilities. Moss will begin to grow in a 5 meter radius around SCP-XXXX despite any circumstance where it should not.
Dr. Bright: [Who gave him the clearance for this?] Hello, I am Dr. Jack Bright.
SCP-XXXX: Hello? I'm NPK, I guess. Its all I can remember scept a few fuzzy details.
Dr. Bright: Thats nice, thats nice- How do you feel about chainsaw cannons?
SCP-XXXX: [Sits up, alert] You have my attention.
SCP-XXXX has been banned from speaking to Dr. Bright
SCP-XXXX has been allowed clearance to see Dr. Bright after the Noahs Ark incident.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to give SCP-XXXX 'Sweethearts', no matter how much he asks.
When referred to as, 'a hissy little girl' SCP-XXXX will remove your spine. Please, we cant lose anymore researchers- no matter how funny Bright says it will be.
SCP-XXXX claims it is gender fluid after Bright told it that means it can "bone" anyone.
No personnel is to ingest any moss from SCP-XXXX if it has had any candy hearts.
SCP-XXXX is not allowed to try to "cuddle" SCP-682, no matter how much it cries. Never again.
Stop giving it candy hearts goddammit
SCP-XXXX has kidnapped SCP-999, again.






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