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Item #: SCP-0096

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-0096 is to be contained in a 5 m(meter) x 5 m(meter) room at all times, and should be fed 500(five hundred) Big Macs a day to prevent a containment breach.

Description:SCP-0096-J is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 160 meters in height. Subject is incredibly obese. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. SCP-0096-J's face is very pudgy and it is represents Budai, the deity in Chinese Buddhism. when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a rage state and immediately run to the to the person who viewed its face(who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-0096-1).

Upon arriving at the SCP-0096-1's location,it will shoot extremely hot Big Macs from its [REDACTED] towards SCP-0096-J, causing subject to be burn alived.

if SCP-0096-1 is in a cheeseburger costume and within a 3 m(meter) radius of SCP-0096-J, it will "fall in love" with that person and eat SCP-0096-J.

Audio Log | Portion recorded from Appendum 096-J-A

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Dr. *: Okay, D-5028. Please approach the desk containing the objects.