Per 
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be worn by one member of D-class personnel (hereafter referred to as the subject) for a minimum of twenty (20) minutes per day. Researchers and all present personnel are to compliment the subject's choice of headgear. Whenever SCP-XXXX is not being worn by personnel, it is to be contained in a standard locked storage locker.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a standard baseball cap with no specific identifying marks, except for a small tag on the back inside that says 'One size fits most'. It's anomalous properties are contained as long as someone wears the cap once within a 24 hour period and receives a compliment regarding it.
Should the hat be neglected for longer than a 24 hour period, it's anomalous properties will manifest. The hat, through some unknown mechanism at this time, will manipulate probability in order to bring about the two :
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
