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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept in a standard concrete cell 3m x 3m x 2.5m. Any personnel that wishes to experiment with SCP-XXXX must get permission to do so by a member of the foundation staff with Level 3 clearance or higher. (Must be changed later)
Description: SCP-XXXX is an antique wooden dining chair made of dark oak. On the underside of SCP-XXXX is a yellow smiley-faced sticker. All attempts to remove this sticker have been unsuccessful. SCP-XXXX appears to be invulnerable after conclusive testing. When an individual fails to damage this object they will endure feelings of anger or defeat for around 30 minutes. In the most extreme cases, the effects last 1 hour and result in acts of violence towards other nearby personnel.
When being questioned, any individual capable of speech, writing, or sign language who sits on SCP-XXXX will always tell their honest opinion or the truth about whatever is being asked without delay. It has been proven impossible to try to lie while sitting on SCP-XXXX. Personnel who sit on SCP-XXXX exhibit no unnatural behaviors and communicate as if very engaged in conversation.
Addendum: Nothing for now
Interview XXXX-01
Interviewed: Mandy Simons
Interviewer: Dr. Henry Franklin
Foreword: Field Agent Dr. Franklin was on jury duty. The defendant's lawyer was claiming that the defendant had nothing to do with the crime. The defendant looked especially nervous, whispering to his lawyer every chance he could. After the defendant was called up to testify and took the oath, he sat in the chair and admitted to the crime while his lawyer watched in fear and confusion. The defendant's demeanor changed from anxious to happy the second he sat down. As soon as the defendant stood up again, his nervousness resumed. When it was time to decide the verdict, Dr. Franklin requested that the chair be brought in. Once the chair arrived, he took out a deck of standard playing cards. He took the cards and started talking to another jury member.
<Begin Log, 4:28 PM>
Dr. Franklin: Hello, miss. What's your name?
Mandy Simons: I'm Mandy Simons.
Dr. Franklin: Can you do me a favor and come here? <Dr. Franklin draws the chair and opens the pack of cards, starting to shuffle it>
Mandy Simons: Sure. <Mandy walks towards Dr. Franklin and stops in front of him>
Dr. Franklin: Okay. Now I need you to pick a card. <Dr. Franklin fans out the deck of cards in his hand in front of Mandy and she picks a card>
Dr. Franklin: Okay. Don't show me or anyone your card. Now, this may seem strange but I need you to lie to me about what your card is, okay?
Mandy Simons: Okay.
Dr. Franklin: What's your card?
Mandy Simons: 10 of spades.
Dr. Franklin: Now sit down. <Mandy sits down in the chair and smiles> What's your card?
Mandy Simons: 3 of hearts.
Dr. Franklin: Okay, I need you to stand up again. What's your card?
Mandy Simons: <Mandy gets out of the chair and her facial expression becomes neutral> 6 of clubs.
Dr. Franklin: Okay, now sit one more time. What's your card?
Mandy Simons: <Mandy sits down once again and smiles once more> 3 of hearts.
Dr. Franklin: Okay, thank you, Mandy. Can I have your card? <Mandy gets up out of the chair, her face returning to its original neutral state. She hands him the card she drew from the deck>
<End Log, 4:30 PM>Closing Statement: Dr. Franklin took the card and saw that it was a 3 of hearts. He put the card in his pocket continued to deliberate with the jury. Once he was released from court he called Site 11 to report the entity and discuss ways to bring it to the SCP Foundation.
