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Item #: SCP-6286
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6286 is to be kept in a long and narrow corridor with sewer water filled up to the knees and only 3 lights are to be turned on out of the 15 depending on where in the corridor it is located. SCP-6286 is to be monitored at all time using cctv security cameras and inferred cameras in order to pin point the location of SCP-6286. If more than 3 lights are on contact staff immediately, SCP-6286 will <DATA EXPUNGED>
Rain boots are necessary when entering SCP-6286's cell and cannot be in SCP-6286's presence for more than 5 minutes if it is not an interview.
Description: SCP-6286 is a 0.002 cubic meter plastic water bottle with the label scratched off, it is 0.479 kilograms and 0.203 meters. It has been known to make individuals experience an existential breakdown and their senses become 5 times greater than that of the average human.
D-class personnel have stated that they hear a voice when going through these breakdowns described as a high pitched male voice in an Italian accent that will make sarcastic remarks throughout the ordeal. Subjects will not eat after the breakdown and will ultimately starve to death. However, SCP-6286 can communicate with staff without harming them and has even admitted to being able to control this.
Interviewed: SCP-6286
Interviewer: Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢
Foreword: SCP-6286 was compliant in answering Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢 questions with the only complications being SCP-6286's aggressive attitude toward Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢
<Begin Log. January 4th,🁢🁢🁢🁢 🁢:🁢🁢 AM>
Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢: "Hello SCP-"
SCP-6286: "SCP, SCP, SCP that's all I here is SCP. I have a name you know."
Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢: "Oh, and what would that be?"
SCP-6286: "Alex. And before we go on what's yours? You know to get an even playing field."
Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢:"that's classified."
SCP-6286: "Of course,"
Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢:"Now, is it alright if I ask you a few questions."
SCP-6286:"Okay, okay, I'm the one who's shagged your wife! Arrest me now officer for I have sinned!"
Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢:"This is going to be a long day isn't it?"
SCP-6286:"Why, yes, yes it will be, and before you give me the 'you said your name was Alex does that mean you had a past life' crap no, I just like calling myself that because I'm not an animal, believe it or not, I have standards too."
Dr.🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢🁢:"You said in a previous interview you can control your ability to-"
SCP-6286:"Listen chalk everything up to me being either a sadist or a narcissist, why don't I use my abilities in interviews I like to hear myself talk, I Like the lights to be on me because I'm an attention hog, and I don't like it when they go one step ahead or behind me because I've got OCD, I like the sewage because it reminds of where I was found and I use my abilities because it is fun, there are you happy? Also, I want <REDACTED> to put 'sorry I have a cat' in my interview."
<End log, January 4th,🁢🁢🁢🁢 🁢:🁢🁢 AM>
Closing Statement: SCP-6286 never had an interview after the one that transcribed here, SCP-6286 described them as "boring and annoying" despite having enjoyed the interview before this one there is still no clear explanation as to why SCP-6286 was agitated
