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SCP- - The Purple Belt - I'd give my left thumb
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP- is currently held in a secure iten container within Site 's Low-Risk Item Storage. All personel who come in contact of SCP-__ are to be considered lost and are to be terminated on sight.
- Permission for testing by all researcher's on SCP-'s properties and effects must be granted by both SCP-'s lead researcher and the Director of site-.
Description:
A purple converse little league baseball uniform belt with buckle. Causes all who view it to be immediately and irevocably convinced that the belt is the actiual belt from their time playing in the series. Scp- upon sight, causes scp—01 to begin speaking fondly of, recalling entire seasons worth of games, personal stats, and of athletic displays between themselves and teammates.
Scp-_-01 will begin offering to pay for the return of scp-_ with their own bodyparts. Beginning with fingers, the scp___-01 will begin by removing and offering as payment as
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The Improbable Bestiary:
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."cooking Carl"
. containment procedures:
.all analog television broadcasts in the
whatchamacallit
area are to be monitored by foundation
doodads
housed at site-81's
hiccup.
Upon resumption of broadcasts, foundation personal are to initiate protocol 09
i don't know enough about radio signals to say weather the signal should be jammed, scrambled, negative signal nullifying?
.
.
. containment procedures:
.all analog television broadcasts in the
whatchamacallit
area are to be monitored by foundation
doodads
housed at site-81's
hiccup.
Upon resumption of broadcasts, foundation personal are to initiate protocol 09
i don't know enough about radio signals to say weather the signal should be jammed, scrambled, negative signal nullifying?
.
Description
A cooking channel that, upon first eye contact, begins to
somehow (suggestion)
causes you to want to watch more.
The person watching will from that point forward will precieve a screen on which the anomylous television show is being shown, no matter their orientation the screen will always appear directly within their feild of view. The hosts, later identified as
ask wife, I can't think of a single name
commit horriable atrocities to other people. But it's like taste testing to them, each burn, or crushed bone adds a flavor.
some horriable list of dishes and their creation process.
Maybe you even receive nourishment enough to drag out your eventual death so that it can get you my to watch longer
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Addendum
On
this really happened, what date
all analog broadcast stations were switched to digital signal.
Secretly a contaient procedure on how a Nationwide digital signal blanket helps contain certain SCP's.
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Addendum
On
blank of blah blah
a cooking channel began an hour long broadcast of a cooking show entitled
(_)
began airing on a digital signal. After airing for approximately the signal was intercepted and
blocked.
All infected cicilians are to be given class
___
amnestics and returned
