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Photograph of SCP-0080-J at a park.
Item # SCP-0080-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0080-J is located at ████████, SCP-0080-J has not been contained yet, it is believed to be almost impossible to contain. SCP-0080-J itself mentions that it needs at least 3 days of peace and quiet every week.
Description: SCP-0080-J is 70 - 85-year-old man that is always wearing an old button-up shirt and red suspenders. SCP-0080-J is balding on 90% of his head; it is believed this is from old age.
All attempts to contain SCP-0080-J have failed, this is because every time someone steps on the creatures lawn, it opens the house window and spouts, "Get off my lawn!" or, "You darn kids!". The last attempt to contain SCP-0080-J was ██/██/20██, this time personnel decided to enter through the back door when they entered the house SCP-0080-J noticed them and screamed, he suddenly grabbed his chest, it is thought he was doing a defense mechanism, after this he played dead and a foul smell filled the room, it was so foul that personnel left the home. SCP-0080-J has never been witnessed or heard from in ██ weeks. It is believed SCP-0080-J is related to SCP-336-A "Joe Swanson."
