Flower : The coffee obsessed SCP

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX requires the following containment procedures. The room in which it is contained must have a wall thickness of at least 30cm. The floor of the containment cell must be a thin layer of woolen carpet. The floor is a necessary item of comfort for the SCP and must be kept in order to help keep the SCP contained. This includes a weekly cleaning service to maintain the carpet once a week (no more than one cleaner may enter the cell at a time). There should be no viable source of coffee within 12 meters of SCP-XXXX’s cell (preferably an americano with a dash of full fat milk - this may be supplemented with half a bowl of coffee liqueur ice cream).

The following items are recommended to be left inside SCP-XXXX’s cell: A large flat screen TV, a clothing rack or a large wooden wardrobe and a few pieces of A4 printer paper along with crayons of various colours - though the SCP may ask to have these changed depending on mood.

The SCP can be left alone throughout the day, this may also be encouraged to prevent the SCP from becoming aggravated and therefore potentially more hostile. The SCP must have at least two supervisors during the night - between the times of 8:00pm and 4:00am. The supervisors can be changed throughout the night however leaving the SCP for more than 10 minutes is ill advised.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an animalistic being standing at 2.13 meters. The entity possesses a long snout, bent in several directions so that it is left resembling what is described by researchers as a crumpled piece of paper. It also possesses white sclerae, with thin black pupils, as well as long human-like hands with fingers ending with fingernails shaped like knives. Judging from observation, analysis and his constant insistence, SCP-XXXX is male. SCP-XXXX is bipedal, but can also become a quadruped (see Addendum-XXXX-01 for more details).

SCP-XXXX also possesses high intellect, and it is able to remember any information gained throughout its existence, to the smallest detail. Due to this, it has great knowledge of the foundation, and enjoys spreading these secrets to personnel, SCP being cross-tested and other SCP outside of its cell as a hobby. SCP-XXXX has functional vocal cords, and bears the ability to fluently speak and understand English, and talks in an almost squawky British accent, but not ‘posh’. The entity seems almost human in nature, generally demanding items which include pillows and blankets and in addition to this, it enjoys having a comedic personality, and uses it to pester the researchers and doctors studying it (see Interview Log XXXX-02).

Addendum XXXX-01: SCP-XXXX generally appears docile during the hours of 4:00am to 8:00pm. The SCP may have a friendly nature depending on whoever is interviewing/observing them. When given coffee (see Containment procedure)SCP-XXXX becomes extremely docile and may even choose to breach their cell in order to interact with members of the foundation or other contained SCP. When this incident occurs, SCP-XXXX must be quietly escorted back to its cell. If this procedure is done with force the SCP may become hostile and is at risk of harming staff or other SCP in the immediate vicinity. It is noted that SCP-XXXX also becomes quadrupedal, and has full animalistic instincts in this state.

During such states of hostility SCP-XXXX may ask for coffee, in all cases these demands should not be met or the SCP may be at risk of killing staff. This also applies to any demands made by the SCP after the hour of 8:00pm up until the hour of 4:00am. It is reported that when coffee is given to SCP-XXXX during these hours, the SCP is likely to breach its containment and seek out a victim to attack/maim.

Addendum XXXX-02: SCP-XXXX attacks by going down on all fours and running at the victim. During this time SCP-XXXX was reported to “unhinge its jaw in a manner similar to that of a snake then proceeds to pounce on the head of the victim in an attempt to swallow them whole”.

It has also been reported that if SCP-XXXX fails in their attempt to engulf the victim, they will spit out the subject, bow their head in an apologetic manner and then promptly return to their cell. There has only been one documented case of SCP-XXXX failing to kill the subject (see Incident XXXX-01).

Addendum XXXX-03: SCP-XXXX has also been reported to collect items obtained during its breaches. On record he has collected: 20 shirts with flower patterns resembling touristic styled hawaiian memorabilia, 5 golf hats, and an uncountable number of fedoras. SCP-XXXX has reportedly told researchers that most of these items are being stored in a discreet location somewhere outside the perimeters of the foundation. SCP-XXXX has chosen to keep this location hidden.

Addendum XXXX-04: SCP-XXXX has breached it containment to visit the following SCP:

SCP-4120 (On several occasions)
SCP-116 (See Interview Log XXXX-01)
SCP-451
SCP-999
SCP-049
SCP-████
SCP-4737

Whether or not these SCP were intentionally scouted is unknown. SCP-XXXX has shown a great liking for SCP-4120. Researchers have deduced that SCP-XXXX can traverse long distances in short times, however speed and method of travel is unknown.

Incident Log XXXX-01: In a test conducted on SCP-XXXX at midnight (permission granted by O5), 3 D-Class were instructed to enter SCP-XXXX’s containment cell, each holding a cup of coffee. SCP-XXXX immediately became aggressive and entered its hostile state upon seeing the D-Class walk in. The entity attacked D-XXXX-03, biting on its neck while somehow growling its demands for more coffee. Entity successfully engulfed the subject, however failed to engulf the other D-Class. SCP-XXXX bowed its head in apology and returned to its corner.